poopitude

when you're on the crapper with attitude

mike: "hey, johny, hurry up!"
johny: "cool it, dude, i'm on the toilet."
mike: "sorry, what's with the poopitude?"

by jack 02116 March 13, 2007

Maximum Poopitude

The feeling/moment you get after waiting for an extended period of time to poop to be able to unleash the most massive poop. Often coincides with bragging to friends about what a giant shit you just took.

Justin, "You going to poop before we go out?"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."

--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."

--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"

by tvdubsmash June 11, 2022

pumpitude

The effect of a heavy workout in the weight room.

Two hours on the free weights at Peak Fitness left me with much pumpitude.

by pfnk May 18, 2009

poopicule

pronuciation: 'püp-pic- "kyül

Function: noun

Etymology:

1- the small particles of poop which are released upon emission of flatulence or expulsion of flatus.

2- abbreviation for poop molecule.

3- flatulent matter; often invisible floating particles of poop which may be detected through the olfactory senses.

plural form poopicules

Andre released poopicules unto the unsuspecting masses at the hardcore show.

by .kevino. December 9, 2008

positude

abbreviation for positive attitude

"You'd never guess he just lost his job with that positude!"

by Anonitude October 17, 2006

pimpitude

used to describe the amount of pimp someone has in themself.

some one who is a playa is said to have high pimpitude

I saw that guy with a different girl last night, now he has a new one, he has high pimpitude.

by Matt Nook July 24, 2006

Popitude

Popitude is a feeling, an inner desire. A desire to rip World Wrestling Entertainment off! Not to mention The National Network, "The New TNN." Sure, this is a total rip, but hey, thats the point.

A word popularized by www.WWEPopitude.com

Rab's new vid was totally full of Popitude!

by l33t April 17, 2004