poopitude

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when you're on the crapper with attitude

mike: "hey, johny, hurry up!"
johny: "cool it, dude, i'm on the toilet."
mike: "sorry, what's with the poopitude?"

poopitude by jack 02116 March 13, 2007

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Maximum Poopitude

The feeling/moment you get after waiting for an extended period of time to poop to be able to unleash the most massive poop. Often coincides with bragging to friends about what a giant shit you just took.

Justin, "You going to poop before we go out?"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."

--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."

--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"

Maximum Poopitude by tvdubsmash June 11, 2022

Related Words

poopitude • Maximum Poopitude • Popitude • pimpitude • pumpitude • goopitude • Hoopitude • peonitude • phonitude • Pompétude

pumpitude

The effect of a heavy workout in the weight room.

Two hours on the free weights at Peak Fitness left me with much pumpitude.

pumpitude by pfnk May 18, 2009

poopicule

pronuciation: 'püp-pic- "kyül

Function: noun

Etymology:

1- the small particles of poop which are released upon emission of flatulence or expulsion of flatus.

2- abbreviation for poop molecule.

3- flatulent matter; often invisible floating particles of poop which may be detected through the olfactory senses.

plural form poopicules

Andre released poopicules unto the unsuspecting masses at the hardcore show.

poopicule by .kevino. December 9, 2008

positude

abbreviation for positive attitude

"You'd never guess he just lost his job with that positude!"

positude by Anonitude October 17, 2006

pimpitude

used to describe the amount of pimp someone has in themself.

some one who is a playa is said to have high pimpitude

I saw that guy with a different girl last night, now he has a new one, he has high pimpitude.

pimpitude by Matt Nook July 24, 2006

Popitude

Popitude is a feeling, an inner desire. A desire to rip World Wrestling Entertainment off! Not to mention The National Network, "The New TNN." Sure, this is a total rip, but hey, thats the point.

A word popularized by www.WWEPopitude.com

Rab's new vid was totally full of Popitude!

Popitude by l33t April 17, 2004

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

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