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Maximum Poopitude 

The feeling/moment you get after waiting for an extended period of time to poop to be able to unleash the most massive poop. Often coincides with bragging to friends about what a giant shit you just took.
Justin, "You going to poop before we go out?"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."

--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."

--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"
Maximum Poopitude by tvdubsmash June 11, 2022

pumpitude 

The effect of a heavy workout in the weight room.
Two hours on the free weights at Peak Fitness left me with much pumpitude.
pumpitude by pfnk May 18, 2009

poopicule 

pronuciation: 'püp-pic- "kyül

Function: noun

Etymology:

1- the small particles of poop which are released upon emission of flatulence or expulsion of flatus.

2- abbreviation for poop molecule.

3- flatulent matter; often invisible floating particles of poop which may be detected through the olfactory senses.

plural form poopicules
Andre released poopicules unto the unsuspecting masses at the hardcore show.
poopicule by .kevino. December 9, 2008

positude 

"You'd never guess he just lost his job with that positude!"
positude by Anonitude October 17, 2006

pimpitude 

used to describe the amount of pimp someone has in themself.

some one who is a playa is said to have high pimpitude
I saw that guy with a different girl last night, now he has a new one, he has high pimpitude.
pimpitude by Matt Nook July 24, 2006

Popitude 

Popitude is a feeling, an inner desire. A desire to rip World Wrestling Entertainment off! Not to mention The National Network, "The New TNN." Sure, this is a total rip, but hey, thats the point.

A word popularized by www.WWEPopitude.com
Rab's new vid was totally full of Popitude!
Popitude by l33t April 17, 2004
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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