phonisode

1. Digital content viewable only by cell phone, sometimes through limited service providers.

2. A digital short recorded with the video capture capabilites of a cell phone.

1. NBC is considering releasing phonisodes of Lost starting in July.

2. "Have you seen Jenna Fischer's comedic phonisode "10 Things You Don't Know About Women"? It's a real hit!"

by The Teek April 24, 2007

phonodepletaphobia

Fear that your phone battery is dying.

I noticed my daughter was in a state of phonodepletaphobia!

by Dr GTen May 12, 2018

Phonicide

When a phone is tired of living as a phone or being owned by a human who it does not like, it kills itself, ala, breaking its own battery or making its human drop it.

One of the many reasons why phones do not last very long.

Tom: Dude, my phone just died on me. I only had it for a few months.

Martin: Did you check the battery?

Tom: Yes, it leaked out and fried the circuits.

Martin: It must have committed phonicide...it must have hated you...

by Oltavulpes October 29, 2014

poopisode

A sudden and prolonged gastro-intestinal episode involving repeated defecation.

"I must have eaten something bad last night, cuz this morning I had the worst poopisode!"

by abokran July 24, 2005

Phisoderm Facial

The sexual act of emptying ones sac or jit-bag into their partners face.

To ejaculate into the face.

When he was ready to blow his wad, Johnny climbed up on her chest and gave her a nice Phisoderm Facial.

by The Urban Poet March 3, 2009

phonitude

1. Having a serious or demanding attitude in text messages or phone conversation.
2. Droll text messages
3. Lacking any energy in text conversations

Rich "Shes stuck at the Dunkies again and has been sending me phonitude all night! WTH!"
Paige "If I only knew her through phonitudal text messages Id swear she was an old man."

by Feartehcat May 31, 2015

phonicide

Like homocide or suicide, where you kill something, just towards phones.

Dude 1: "Man, I accidentally washed my phone with my clothes again! That's the fourth time!"

Dude 2: "What a phonicide."

by supercoolkat1234567890 July 6, 2011