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phonodepletaphobia 

Fear that your phone battery is dying.
I noticed my daughter was in a state of phonodepletaphobia!

Phonicide 

When a phone is tired of living as a phone or being owned by a human who it does not like, it kills itself, ala, breaking its own battery or making its human drop it.

One of the many reasons why phones do not last very long.
Tom: Dude, my phone just died on me. I only had it for a few months.

Martin: Did you check the battery?

Tom: Yes, it leaked out and fried the circuits.

Martin: It must have committed phonicide...it must have hated you...
Phonicide by Oltavulpes October 29, 2014

poopisode 

A sudden and prolonged gastro-intestinal episode involving repeated defecation.
"I must have eaten something bad last night, cuz this morning I had the worst poopisode!"
poopisode by abokran July 24, 2005

Phisoderm Facial 

The sexual act of emptying ones sac or jit-bag into their partners face.

To ejaculate into the face.
When he was ready to blow his wad, Johnny climbed up on her chest and gave her a nice Phisoderm Facial.

phonitude 

1. Having a serious or demanding attitude in text messages or phone conversation.
2. Droll text messages
3. Lacking any energy in text conversations
Rich "Shes stuck at the Dunkies again and has been sending me phonitude all night! WTH!"
Paige "If I only knew her through phonitudal text messages Id swear she was an old man."
phonitude by Feartehcat May 31, 2015

phonicide 

Like homocide or suicide, where you kill something, just towards phones.
Dude 1: "Man, I accidentally washed my phone with my clothes again! That's the fourth time!"

Dude 2: "What a phonicide."