POOPSOME

when something is so awesome it causes an individual to poop one's self.

That concert was so poopsome! i had to change my pants four times!

by billybigbong July 14, 2010

poopometer

A device used to measure the potency of poop.

1) My poop rang up an impressive 9.7 poopsies on the poopometer today!

2) The highest recorded reading on the poopometer came from a pooposaurous rex.

by Michael Wegman February 5, 2008

Poopshmere

Shmere of thè poop

Sean is in the bathroom, and all of the sudden “ploooof” a poopshmere occurs

by Baldseanward December 8, 2018

poopsmear

the act of smearing poop under someones doorhandles so they get a nice little surprise in the morning. usually, dog shit is used in this process

my bitchass former landlady ripped me off for my security deposit so i'm going to poopsmear her car

by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 30, 2007

poorsome

when something is so hilariously, god-forsakenly bad, it's awesome.

"Man, you've got to see Santa Claus Conquers The Martians!"

"...Isn't that meant to be really bad?"

"Oh no... it's poorsome."

by Gizzard Lizard May 22, 2004

poosome

The opposite of the word "awesome".

A complete lack of the quality "awesome".

Awesomingly poo-like. In a non-awesome way.

Identical in the usage and meaning of the word craptacular.

David's xanga entry sure is poosome.

by AE2005 August 31, 2006

stanky poopsmell

A poop smell so bad that it makes you want to throwup.

Bro I went to the bathroom in that bar last night and it had a stanky poopsmell worse than anything ive ever experience'd.

by sillycat9211 November 2, 2023