Poopindering

The act of pooping while using tinder.

This morning, I woke up to an upset stomach and ran into the bathroom for good session of poopindering.

Poopindering by Liquidwad May 22, 2014

Poopfingering

A term used for the act of logging on to another's email address or personal networking site (such as Facebook or MySpace) and either sending incriminating e-mails to others in his or her address book, or changing his or her settings, statuses, or information to something incriminating, or something the individual would not write.

Did you read Dylan's Facebook status about him liking men? I think someone's been poopfingering him.

Poopfingering by the jc creeper March 30, 2009

Poondering 

Pondering about poon because you can't get any.

Thomas and Andrew are always poondering. Maybe they should just hook up with eachother.

Poondering by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015