poopidicki 

when your friend(mark) has intercourse with his bf and poop's on his dick

"DUDE MARKS A POOPIDICKI MACHINE"

poopidicki by stjudtyjuyujtdyjutdgy April 11, 2017

poopdick

having poop on the penis after anal sex

Without proper cleaning, a bout with someones anus can leave you with poopdick.

poopdick by mamamomash March 20, 2003

poopdick

when your weiner gets all covered in poop. most likely from banging a drunk highschool girl in the ass.

dude, the other day i had a party at my house and we were drinkin a keg of Busch Light, then we all got real horny and decided it would be a good idea to go bang all the girls in the ass. Midway through this ass bangin my mom came home and caught me. I pulled my weiner out of the girls ass and said "awwwww mom, i got poopdick."

poopdick by spanky March 12, 2005

poopydick 

the condition often afflicting a man after he does someone in the pooper

Bill: What did you and Yolanda do last night?
Jim Bob: Let's just say I have a chronic case of poopydick

poopydick by Jake E. Pants July 14, 2002

poopdick

An insult used to describe a person who is being, or is in general, an asshole. It is used when calling said person a dick does not completely suit the shitiness of their actions.

Sam-"Hey look you dyed your hair blonde. Haha you look like Hitler."

Dana-"Stop being such a poopdick, Hitler doesn't even have blonde hair."

poopdick by ClayAiken July 20, 2012

poopdick

1) the act of having poop all over one's member post anal intercourse

2) when something is described as being 'poopdick' it is a very bad situation (having poopdick is poopdick)

1) I pulled out to shoot my load and I had poopdick, gross!!

2) What do you mean you got a speeding ticket for going 26 in a 25 zone, man that's poopdick!

poopdick by My57Vettes September 26, 2005

Johnny poopdicking 

When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.

(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.

Johnny poopdicking by Japes5787 June 4, 2014