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poopydick 

a term used to describe the after effects of ass fucking. many fags encounter this in their many ass fucking escapades. some willing women also recieve their share of poopydicks being slapped on their heads (see mushroom stamp)
Wow that chris braun kid has poopydick... he got it slapped on his forehead because thats what eric elder did when he was done fucking chris in his queer ass

PoopyDick 

When you are sent against your will to perform a task or job that is impossible ex (suicide mission) and you get so pissed you have emotional poopy dick.
What's wrong with Spencer? Stay away from him he was sent to fix a Nazi ironer with the wrong parts 7 times in a row, it's given him PoopyDick "This shitty machine is got my dick all poopy!" -Spencer
PoopyDick by DJ Sock Starcher June 7, 2023

Poopydick 

most leftoids are poopydicks
Poopydick by FreeWheelBurning December 14, 2022
Incorporates any manner of severe, debilitating intestinal distress, usually with sudden onset. Whether solid or liquid, buttery soft-serve, or granola-style niblets, "Poopsick" refers to the inability to function normally due to the body's need to rapidly jettison ballast at all costs. Results in abandoning any previously decided courses of action.
"Nope, he got poopsick after dinner and didn't feel like making travel plans."
Poopsick by andrewbw October 16, 2008

pooplicker 

likes to eat shit out of buttholes. enjoys the taste.
no! you nasty pooplicker!
pooplicker by m!$$fr3$h March 1, 2011
When you supercool water (water that is under 0°C but has not frozen yet) and put your dick in it to make a dick popsicle.
John: Did you hear that Matt did a Popdickle for Amanda?

Arthur: My man!
Popdickle by Jone786 January 15, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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