spanky's definitions

dirty bird

A touchdown celebration created by Jamal Anderson for the 1998 Atlanta Falcons. The dance, which consisted of flapping arms to act like wings, was introduced when tight end O.J. Santiago celebrated his two-touchdown effort following a 41-10 victory at New England in early November. The fever it generated captivated a national audience as well as brought the Falcons to the front of the Atlanta sports scene.

The Dirty Bird is one of the best end zone celebrations ever.

by Spanky July 6, 2005

Bellend

The tip of the penis.
Often considered as a derogatory term.

Stop looking at me, you bellend.

by Spanky May 13, 2005

penis

An object on a male body, which I put in my mouth.

If I had a penis I'd fuck myself and then fuck you.

by Spanky May 13, 2005

Shamoke

A barbarian mercenary general in ancient China who historically accomplished next to nothing. In the Sanguoyanyi, he killed a dying, retreating general (Gan Ning) with an arrow to the back of the head, only to be killed by Zhou Tai in a duel while retreating himself.

Dear God, someone put a stop to all the Shamoke topics!

by Spanky April 8, 2005

noswot

see the definition for towson

i'm from noswot, the prep capital of the world.

by spanky April 3, 2005

Coprophagy

The act of eating a lovers poop.

Dan and Melissa are into Coproghagy, hence their walls are now smeared with but mud.

by spanky March 25, 2005

ag

Crazy, off the wall, totally nuts.
This comes from the show Nickelodeon Guts and the agro crag - a totally nuts muontain full of fury.

whoah man, that party was so ag.

by spanky March 24, 2005