poopexting 

Texting while you poop.

While I waited for the shower to warm up, I was poopexting my friends.

poopexting by Ladhra May 30, 2014

poopting

the act of texting people while you are pooping

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

poopting by mr.poopter January 26, 2011

poopening 

a major event of defacation, brought on by overeating, gastro-intestinal distress, accident, or a long bout of constipation

So I guess I shouldn't have scarfed down those three bean burritos and the had that triple latte, because I went home and had a poopening.

poopening by Steven Herraiz July 6, 2014

pooxting 

texting while pooping

Kim likes to multitask, so she's constantly pooxting me from her office bathroom.

pooxting by jackie finlan December 28, 2007

Poopbating

1) taking a shit so long, you could masturbate at the same time
2) masturbating while pooping

man what's taking that fool so long? Oh he's probably thinking about BFJC and poopbating.

Poopbating by kangtommy November 6, 2014

Postexting 

Texting your friend or anyone within arms-reach with post-its.
Situation: lecture hall, huge unused pad of post-its you bought 6 month back, tight text-message plan and you gotta say something useless or comment about the teacher's hair style...
SOLUTION: Postexting

As a noun: "Why the F*** did you text me, im right next to you? Didn't you hear about postexting, you retard?"

As a verb: "The invigilator caught him postexting during the exam, he let him go this time because postexting was not prohibited by the exam regulations"

As an adverb: "..." not really

Postexting by AYL April 1, 2009

poopelingina 

When a girl wipes her behind from the front, cross-contaminating her vagina with feces.

Mary got a bad case of poopelingina, I told her to wipe correctly.

poopelingina by Brad Hough November 14, 2004