Pooexting

Texting with someone while simultaneously pooping.

I explained to Mike that I was Pooexting hime because I was pooping while texting.

by KEQ October 9, 2017

prexting

1. pretending to text
2. to avoid eye contact or conversation with someone
3. awkwardness

"Frannie was prexting in the hallway to avoid her ex-boyfriend."

by Coco Ellie October 21, 2009

poeting

Poeting (v) po-et-ting-- a poet that is actively writing or performing spoken word poetry

"Coming to the stage Poeting all the way from Miami, Florida..."
"I was up poeting all night for my new poetry book"

by Rock The Mic All Arts June 5, 2021

poopting

the act of texting people while you are pooping

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

by mr.poopter January 26, 2011

pooxting

texting while pooping

Kim likes to multitask, so she's constantly pooxting me from her office bathroom.

by jackie finlan December 28, 2007

pooting on fat stacks

to have a lot of money, and show it off flagrantly.

We went to the club and enjoyed vip treatment. We were sipping expensive drinks, entertaining hoes, and pooting on fat stacks.

by Horace Blumpkin May 13, 2010

Poobating

The act of masturbating at the same time as pooping: Poobating

I caught the man on the can pooping and masturbating! He was poobating!

by seelindsey November 16, 2011