Pooexting 

Texting with someone while simultaneously pooping.

I explained to Mike that I was Pooexting hime because I was pooping while texting.

Pooexting by KEQ October 9, 2017

prexting 

1. pretending to text
2. to avoid eye contact or conversation with someone
3. awkwardness

"Frannie was prexting in the hallway to avoid her ex-boyfriend."

prexting by Coco Ellie October 21, 2009

poeting 

Poeting (v) po-et-ting-- a poet that is actively writing or performing spoken word poetry

"Coming to the stage Poeting all the way from Miami, Florida..."
"I was up poeting all night for my new poetry book"

poeting by Rock The Mic All Arts June 5, 2021

poopting

the act of texting people while you are pooping

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

poopting by mr.poopter January 26, 2011

pooxting 

texting while pooping

Kim likes to multitask, so she's constantly pooxting me from her office bathroom.

pooxting by jackie finlan December 28, 2007

pooting on fat stacks 

to have a lot of money, and show it off flagrantly.

We went to the club and enjoyed vip treatment. We were sipping expensive drinks, entertaining hoes, and pooting on fat stacks.

pooting on fat stacks by Horace Blumpkin May 13, 2010

Poobating 

The act of masturbating at the same time as pooping: Poobating

I caught the man on the can pooping and masturbating! He was poobating!

Poobating by seelindsey November 16, 2011