Peotexting 

Your texting while being really pissed off.

Jane texts"I hate you and wish you would die!" to jack. jane is peotexting

Peotexting by Jsasuperkid July 23, 2018

protecting-group-free 

Having any form of sex without a condom

I went protecting-group-free on her last night.

protecting-group-free by Burgi Dunitz December 7, 2010

pentesting 

A penetration test, or pen test, is an attempt to evaluate the security of an IT infrastructure by safely trying to exploit vulnerabilities. These vulnerabilities may exist in operating systems, service and application flaws, improper configurations, or risky end-user behavior.

I'm pentesting Microsoft's website to see if they're vulnerable for XSS.

pentesting by SevnDev May 25, 2016

Peaceful Protesting 

What liberals call burning down buildings and rioting in the streets over a person dying who happened to be black

"Peaceful Protesting"

Peaceful Protesting by Veteran Bandit April 15, 2021

pretexting 

When one pretends to write a text message to someone, in hopes of avoiding unwanted and/or awkward situations.

NOTE: Although 'pretexting' is a portmanteau of 'pretending' and 'texting', the actual word 'pretext' shares a similar concept, as it is defined as "an effort or strategy intended to conceal something."

Person 1: Dude, every time I was leading on to ask Jill out, she would get a text from one of her friends. Isn't that weird?
Person 2: Bud, you do realize...
Person 1: *sigh.* She was pretexting, wasn't she.
Person 2: Sorry man. Hey, what say we go to Taco Bell?
Person 1: FUCK YEAH TACO BELL

pretexting by Sharmz May 28, 2009

pedotexting 

To text people much younger than you in a pedophile manner.

"Carlos she is so much younger than you stop pedotexting"

pedotexting by Tyrannalolzorourusrex March 6, 2010

Pocket Protecting 

When a guy is walking/dancing with a girl and grabs her ass.
Because, he is "protecting" her back pocket.

similar to ass grabber

Dude I was walking with my girl, and I was totaly pocket protecting

Haha, nice man, keep at it!

Pocket Protecting by Yellow_Snow October 28, 2008