Poopbating

1) taking a shit so long, you could masturbate at the same time
2) masturbating while pooping

man what's taking that fool so long? Oh he's probably thinking about BFJC and poopbating.

Poopbating by kangtommy November 6, 2014

Poopgaming 

To bring a mobile gaming device into the bathroom and play while taking a shit.

Magnus: "Dan, where have you been the last 20 minutes?"
Dan: "I was poopgaming and got a new high score!"

Poopgaming by Noia July 1, 2011

poopting

the act of texting people while you are pooping

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

poopting by mr.poopter January 26, 2011

Poobating 

The act of masturbating at the same time as pooping: Poobating

I caught the man on the can pooping and masturbating! He was poobating!

Poobating by seelindsey November 16, 2011

Poopilating butt spray 

When you have explosive diarrhea and before you wipe you look in the toilet and see brown wet drops on the side of the toilet.

Poopilating butt spray is for lovers.

Poopilating butt spray by andrewhhh April 21, 2006

Poobaging 

The act of running a lunch or fast food restaurant bag full of feces to someones door and lighting it on fire while laughing from a safe distance.

Yo, theres nothing to do tonight, lets go poobaging in chris's neighborhood.

Poobaging by Soltan April 25, 2007

poobating 

Deciding whether or not to take a poo before leaving the house or allowing the poo to further percolate.

I'm poobating whether or not to take a dump now or wait till I get to work.

poobating by Kieron M May 24, 2008