pooxting

texting while pooping

Kim likes to multitask, so she's constantly pooxting me from her office bathroom.

by jackie finlan December 28, 2007

pooxting

texting while taking a poop.

Pooxting is a great way to pass time on the toilet.

by J-E January 10, 2012

Pooxting

The act of Texting whilst pooing.

Pooxting is welcome in the Wade-iverse

by wadeforshaw March 8, 2010

Pooxting

The act of texting someone while pooping.

"I was in the bathroom longer than usual because I was busy pooxting my friends.

by JoeBlue February 16, 2010

Pooxting

Pooxting is a description of when someone is on the john dropping a deuce and they can't help themselves but to text all that they can while they are in there handling their business.

I have to go take a crap. I'll pooxt you once I get settled in.

So I was pooxting my friend earlier and she said were on for pub night.

by bdcustoms July 30, 2010

Pooxting

Deliberately taking time to send texts while you are pooping. A person who is known for this habit is a pooxter.

My assistant disappears into the bathroom each day and yet I receive texts from said person. Oh wow she is pooxting. No idea she was a pooxter.

by Deaffreelancer October 28, 2022

poopting

the act of texting people while you are pooping

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

by mr.poopter January 26, 2011