pooxting
pooxting by jackie finlan December 28, 2007
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Pooxting
Pooxting is a description of when someone is on the john dropping a deuce and they can't help themselves but to text all that they can while they are in there handling their business.
Pooxting
Deliberately taking time to send texts while you are pooping. A person who is known for this habit is a pooxter.
My assistant disappears into the bathroom each day and yet I receive texts from said person. Oh wow she is pooxting. No idea she was a pooxter.
Pooxting by Deaffreelancer October 28, 2022
poopting
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)
person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you
or
person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you
or
person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
poopting by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
Word of the Day on August 1, 2021
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026