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originally from the game of whiffle ball, specifically the sound the hollow plastic bat makes when one swings hard and misses the ball.
Also, it means to fail badly at a very simple task. This is a big put down.
"I can't believe you whiffed on that pop quiz. It was just one question. I thought everyone knew who Nixon was."
by Steven Herraiz January 21, 2008

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a male homosexual with a 1980's poofed out, mullet-based hair style. Due to the advent of hair gel (and the help of a blow dryer), lion fags could make elaborate, grandiose hair-don'ts, which could resemble the mane of a lion.
See that queen in the zebra-striped, bare-midriff shirt? His hair is huge! What a lionfag!
by Steven Herraiz January 31, 2008

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a mannish, squat-bodied, women of large stature who wears frilly, feminine dresses (sometimes against their will) to funerals weddings. Often sporting a short hairsyle, lesbianism assumed.
Check out that truck in a dress at the punch bowl!
by Steven Herraiz January 28, 2008

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an elderly, lecherous male patron of an adult video arcade who is physically and/or socially aggressive with other male patrons in the pursuit of sex
Grabby Grandpa better leave me alone: I'm not into that geriatric aggression.
by Steven Herraiz August 15, 2009

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a major event of defacation, brought on by overeating, gastro-intestinal distress, accident, or a long bout of constipation
So I guess I shouldn't have scarfed down those three bean burritos and the had that triple latte, because I went home and had a poopening.
by Steven Herraiz July 06, 2014

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drugging and raping someone, and then vehemently denying it when confronted
Just because she woke up all groggy with her pants off, she accused me of double-Billing her
by Steven Herraiz December 05, 2014

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an oblivious idiot
Justin Bieber and Lindsay Lohan are in a dead heat for "Obliviot of the Year."
by Steven Herraiz January 24, 2014

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