Postexting 

Texting your friend or anyone within arms-reach with post-its.
Situation: lecture hall, huge unused pad of post-its you bought 6 month back, tight text-message plan and you gotta say something useless or comment about the teacher's hair style...
SOLUTION: Postexting

As a noun: "Why the F*** did you text me, im right next to you? Didn't you hear about postexting, you retard?"

As a verb: "The invigilator caught him postexting during the exam, he let him go this time because postexting was not prohibited by the exam regulations"

As an adverb: "..." not really

Postexting by AYL April 1, 2009

pretexting 

When one pretends to write a text message to someone, in hopes of avoiding unwanted and/or awkward situations.

NOTE: Although 'pretexting' is a portmanteau of 'pretending' and 'texting', the actual word 'pretext' shares a similar concept, as it is defined as "an effort or strategy intended to conceal something."

Person 1: Dude, every time I was leading on to ask Jill out, she would get a text from one of her friends. Isn't that weird?
Person 2: Bud, you do realize...
Person 1: *sigh.* She was pretexting, wasn't she.
Person 2: Sorry man. Hey, what say we go to Taco Bell?
Person 1: FUCK YEAH TACO BELL

pretexting by Sharmz May 28, 2009

postheating 

When you accidentally leave the oven on, but are unwilling to admit to your significant other that you're an idiot.

SO: Did you forget to turn the oven off?
YOU: No, I'm just postheating.

postheating by thentzel July 31, 2006

poopexting 

Texting while you poop.

While I waited for the shower to warm up, I was poopexting my friends.

poopexting by Ladhra May 30, 2014

pretexting 

Calling a telephone company or a financial institution and obtaining sensitive, personal information about a customer by deceiving the company into believing that you are that customer.

It was revealed that Hewelett Packard was spying on its board of directors and hired lawyers to obtain information on personal phone calls. The lawyers used pretexting to trick phone companies into releasing that information.

pretexting by Yoova September 14, 2006

postering 

Generally defined only as a noun, "to poster" is the act of taking a flyer or poster and attaching it to a surface with tacks , tape, magnets, staples or other methods.

DANG YA'LL ! Can you believe Fritz has been postering Austin Texas for over 20 years?

postering by Motorblade October 25, 2009

partexting 

to {text} while in a stationery vehicle

"pull over when partexting"

partexting by misterred January 3, 2010