poopbrain 

When you destroy your brain with repeated drug use and it turns into a legitimate pile of excrement.

Man Logan used to go so hard but now he cant because he has poopbrain.

poopbrain by meat yogurt October 1, 2020

Pookraine 

What Russia turned the Ukraine into in 2022.

Ben: Russia’s attacking the Ukraine this year.
Gregory: I know, I you can call it the Pookraine now, they ruined it.
Ben: Poor Pookraine.

Pookraine by gregben February 25, 2022

Poopertainment 

Pronunciation: \,püp-er-ˈtān-mənt\
Funtion: Noun
Date: 21st century
1: the act of entertaining while taking a poop
2a: amusement or diversion provided especially by a technological device <like an iPhone, MP3 player or other handheld device capable of providing portable entertainment> b: something diverting or engaging: as (1): television (2): magazine or periodical
3: a device or other instrument suited for entertainment purposes that is capable of delaying the standard time it takes to relieve oneself.

"I better not forget to bring my poopertainment with me into the bathroom."

"My iPhone is fully charged, this should provide all the poopertianment I could possibly need."

"If it wasn't for this captivating article I probably would have been done hours ago, poopertainment has really increased my procrastination!"

Poopertainment by JShopinkski March 8, 2010

podbrain

Spending too long in a hazardous and/or unpleasant environment resulting in speech, focus and coordination impairment.

Noah spent too long in the data center that he got podbrain.

podbrain by daurwid June 11, 2019

poopscraint 

The territory on a male's nether regions including the poop chute, scrotum, and taint.

I got kicked in the poopscraint during the soccer game today--I didn't know which part to hold.

poopscraint by akilles13 March 18, 2009

poopermint 

The smell created by farting while brushing your teeth.

The overwhelming smell of poopermint, caused the dental hygenist to excuse herself from the man's annual cleaning.

poopermint by JJFONT October 27, 2011

poobrain 

An insult applied to a dim-witted, brainless person.

"I've lost my car keys."
"You poobrain!"

poobrain by McGonagall May 4, 2006