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Poonaner Jones
A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.
Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."
Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."
Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?
2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.
1) What a Poonaner Jones.
2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.
1) What a Poonaner Jones.
Poonaner Jones by Hey Dood April 17, 2013
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Poonyatang • poonya • poonyaked • Poonyammin • poonyan • Poonyang • poonyaporn • poonyard • poonyarn • poonyata
poonami
poo-nah-mee NOUN
1. an unusually large wave or splash produced in a toilet bowl by a large or well-placed excrement (poo).
2. an exceptionally large, oderiferous or much-anticipated bowel movement.
Origin:
2011-2012; < Brinston, Ontario, Canada. Based on Japanese word "tsunami", equivalent to tsu harbor (earlier tu ) + nami wave < poo (poo) + nami (wave).
1. an unusually large wave or splash produced in a toilet bowl by a large or well-placed excrement (poo).
2. an exceptionally large, oderiferous or much-anticipated bowel movement.
Origin:
2011-2012; < Brinston, Ontario, Canada. Based on Japanese word "tsunami", equivalent to tsu harbor (earlier tu ) + nami wave < poo (poo) + nami (wave).
poonami by canoebrain November 9, 2012
Poonanners
The antitheses of pussyfooting. Behaving in a dangerously stupid way similar in effect to cockmockery, dicking around, and horseplay but with greater probability for severe injury for those involved.
Origin: Rural southern United States
Origin: Rural southern United States
Poonanners by PooterScoots November 8, 2018
Armani poonani
Armani poonani by markyspeaks April 18, 2005
Poonyatang
Poonyatang by My pseudonym_56754 September 5, 2009
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