"When I went to Encinada,
I
ate a
big frittata;
and after the tostada,
I had one too many of the colada;
so I was feelin' kinda hotta,
and smoked some big ol' potta,
followed by some lovin' male enchilada;
so at the end of Encinada, I had an
STD'd poontata." -CMD