Poonyang 

A word used to describe anything undesirable or bad. You can desbride objects, people, places and more with this all- purpose word!
Originated in Ottawa, Canada. There was a young little girl that some people knew and she had a poonstash. Poonstash became abbreviated to poon, which in turn become 'poon-young.' Since 'poon-young' didn't roll off of the tongue so easily, it became poon-YANG.

1. "Dude, you swallowed a floater in the pool? POONYANG!"
2. "I don't want to do this homework, it's poonyang."

Poonyang by opalmind June 10, 2004

Poontang Boomerang 

Song by Steel Panther, about a girl who always finds you and wants to have sex again, so you do it

No way, I fucked that girl a week ago, and she's already back, talk about poontang boomerang!

Poontang Boomerang by I Love Steel Panther April 8, 2020

Poontangarang 

Pussy that keeps coming back no matter the circumstances.

Hilary new that Bill had cheated on her but like a "Poontangarang" she put out anyway.

Poontangarang by Gary Hess October 29, 2011

poontang conversion 

noun - a cynical, derogatory, term used to invalidate and belittle someone's acceptance of Christ, after becoming involved with a significant other. Usage requires not actually asking the person in question about their experience, their personal relationship with Jesus, their walk in faith, or any aspect of their testimony. Usually used by those who want to feel intellectually superior to those of faith.

I've known him for years! He just "accepted Jesus" to get into her pants. It's a poontang conversion!

Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang conversion.

He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang conversion.

poontang conversion by B.o.G. (Boy of God) August 3, 2010

Poontang Boomerang 

When someone you have had sex with in the past shows up or are friends with someone you want to have sex with in the future, they are a poontang boomerang.

"Dude! I went to a party with my new girl , and her skank friend showed up that I was down and dirty with the night before! That girl is a poontang boomerang !"

Poontang Boomerang by kimt205 May 27, 2012

Poontang Pirate 

Someone who goes on adventures looking for booty.

Sometimes even the most experienced Poontang Pirates can find themselves in slippery situations.

Poontang Pirate by IronMikey March 8, 2023

a la carte poontang

More or less friends with benefits. Getting sex without being in a relationship.

I don't like relationships, so I just get a la carte poontang from Mel whenever.

a la carte poontang by iTeabaglolz October 22, 2010