poonyaked

has trust issues, usually a mix between vsco and e-girl. ultra smart. Too basic, not quirky enough
No sense of humour

Boy: where is poonyaked?!
Girl: why? She’s probably revising

Boy: I need her to do my maths homework

by I take in little kiddies November 23, 2019

poonkake

1. n- A female orgy which has vaginas stacked two or more high, with syrup or candle wax running over the snatches.

2. n- A cake shaped like a vagina.

3. n- A person with a common first and last name (ex. Mike Smith)

1. "Id love to jump in on that poonkake."

2. "Poonkake is so fucking tasty."

3. "Sweet, Im flying with Poonkakes."

by "Wilson and Co." December 12, 2007

pooncakes

1) a yeast infected poon;
2) a fictional nightclub/restaurant in American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis

1. Hey! look at that pooncake!
2. So we went to Pooncakes last night...

by Costas Mandylor June 20, 2008

poonyard

One who is constantly looking for or hunting the poontang...

I saw joe with three different chicks this week... What a poonyard...

by Joe the garza April 10, 2015

PoonCake

A delicious cake! :D

I'd like some pooncake!

by TacoBell2332423333 October 30, 2011

Phonaked

To leave ones cell phone in your vehicle or home when venturing into public. Feeling naked because you might be missing important Calls, texts or tweets.

I left my phone in the car, I feel phonaked without it.

by Froogilicious January 14, 2010

Poontaker

Noun- Stemming from the Latin root Poonius Tactus, Poontaker is derived from a misspelling of the word "Roommate" using the texting application T9. Used in latin and then later seen in old english as Poontankium, a "Poontaker" is someone in your house who is very calming to others around them when doing their business, as confirmed by the scholarly and diplomatic lingua franca of Europe.

- Do you know anyone who is looking a new poontaker?

-I have some of the worst poontakers around.

-My poontaker keeps eating all my food.

-When im stressed, i just look to my poontaker for a little r and r.

by WhatwordsyouspeakingFrenchy June 27, 2009