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poonyard 

One who is constantly looking for or hunting the poontang...
I saw joe with three different chicks this week... What a poonyard...
poonyard by Joe the garza April 10, 2015
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poonardigan 

one who acts as a poonard
Damn nigga your a fucking poonardigan.
poonardigan by freddy and marcos October 30, 2008
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A person who involuntarily acts stupid in the presence of women.
He turns into a complete poontard when he is around her.
poontard by Splatterhauz March 16, 2008
someone who is bad with girls
compound word of poontang (pussy) and retard
Hes a fucking poontard
Poontard by Go-Getter April 28, 2006

Chef Pooryardee

Proper noun for when you don't have enough money to buy or make legit meals so you end up combining different foods together that probably shouldn't go together to create a meal.
Nate was considered "Chef Pooryardee" when he made "ramenghetti" for dinner one night. (Ramenghetti is a mixture of ramen noodles and $1 pasta sauce from the local Hy Vee).
Chef Pooryardee by Big Coxie March 8, 2023

poontardo 

A person who acts like a poon and a tardo seemingly in an instant or simultaneously.
That dude at the bar last night was scared to talk to any hot chicks, then out of nowhere he shat himself and started dry humping every girl in the place including the fugly butterface. What a poontardo!
poontardo by #sukit March 2, 2015
Some one who is abosolutly terrible with women
combonation of poontang (pussy) and retard thus getting
Poontard
God DAMN Andrew is such a fucking poontard!
Poontard by Sir Branchaud April 28, 2006
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