poontangry

poontangry (poon tang ree) ADJECTIVE. Hostile female sexuality, with lots of biting, scratching, slapping and swearing.

Jimmy- What the fuck is the matter with Ava? I tried to get close to her and at first she kisses back and sighs like she's really into it. Then she starts swearing and smacking me and using her claws! It turned into a hatefuck. I have never seen anybody that poontangry.

Paul- Oh, yeah, she's like that. She can be very wrathful. That's normal for her. So I guess you told her to screw off, huh?

Jimmy- Hells no. Even a withered old poontangry hatefuck is better than no fuck at all.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

Poontang Boomerang

Song by Steel Panther, about a girl who always finds you and wants to have sex again, so you do it

No way, I fucked that girl a week ago, and she's already back, talk about poontang boomerang!

by I Love Steel Panther April 8, 2020

Poontangarang

Pussy that keeps coming back no matter the circumstances.

Hilary new that Bill had cheated on her but like a "Poontangarang" she put out anyway.

by Gary Hess October 29, 2011

poontang conversion

noun - a cynical, derogatory, term used to invalidate and belittle someone's acceptance of Christ, after becoming involved with a significant other. Usage requires not actually asking the person in question about their experience, their personal relationship with Jesus, their walk in faith, or any aspect of their testimony. Usually used by those who want to feel intellectually superior to those of faith.

I've known him for years! He just "accepted Jesus" to get into her pants. It's a poontang conversion!

Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang conversion.

He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang conversion.

by B.o.G. (Boy of God) August 3, 2010

Poontang Boomerang

When someone you have had sex with in the past shows up or are friends with someone you want to have sex with in the future, they are a poontang boomerang.

"Dude! I went to a party with my new girl , and her skank friend showed up that I was down and dirty with the night before! That girl is a poontang boomerang !"

by kimt205 May 27, 2012

Poontang Pirate

Someone who goes on adventures looking for booty.

Sometimes even the most experienced Poontang Pirates can find themselves in slippery situations.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023

a la carte poontang

More or less friends with benefits. Getting sex without being in a relationship.

I don't like relationships, so I just get a la carte poontang from Mel whenever.

by iTeabaglolz October 22, 2010