IronMikey's definitions

Fun-House

1. A guy or who drools when he wacks off 2. A male or female that drools during masturbation.

1. If one of your friends annoys you, remind him, "Don't be a Fun-House!" If there's a problem person, you and your friends all agree "That guy is a Fun-House!"

by IronMikey July 20, 2020

Trumpian

Doing or saying the one thing that will cause the worst possible outcome in any given situation.

It’s Trumpian economics to cut taxes on billionaires while increasing spending, when there is a deficit in the trillions of dollars.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023

Poontang Pirate

Someone who goes on adventures looking for booty.

Sometimes even the most experienced Poontang Pirates can find themselves in slippery situations.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023

Heart And Soul

A voluptuous woman who’s grace, charm, and harmony make her irresistible.

Most people would do anything for a woman who is Heart And Soul.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023

Sandy Neck

An oasis, from heat in an otherwise chaotic world. A place where you can see the forest’s and stand with your feet on the grass.

When it seems like the world has gone madd it’s a good idea to find a Sandy Neck to chill an find you peace in.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023

Hoochie Magic

A woman’s magic pertaining to her sacred and sensual mysteries.

The way knowing a good woman can make the world sparkle and feel calm and serene is a type of Hoochie Magic.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023

Cosmic Consequences

The real world punishment for energetically inappropriate actions.

When good decisions are made and correct actions are taken things get better. When incorrect decisions are made and bad actions are taken this get worse, that is Cosmic Consequences.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023