Dingle Berries

A red or brown ornament attached to a woman’s pubic hair. Many times dingle berries can occur in a cluster. Brown dingle berries occur if a woman has yet to learn the classy behavior of wiping front to back. As a side note, a woman wiping front to back, so that waste is directed away from her fun parts is a good way to prevent yeast infections. As is remembering to stand before flushing. Sitting over the water while it’s flushing can result in delicate areas getting splashed with small amounts of toilet water from the bowl (yuck!). Festive red dingle berries occur periodically during the intermittent raspberry season in a woman’s magical forest. While not all sanitary wipes are delicate enough for delicate skin (ouch!), sanitary wipes may be sturdier than regular bath tissue and result in less dingle berry formation during major raspberry juice cleanups.
Those Dingle Berries in Congress are still debating climate change because they are being paid off. They need to get to work enabling positive and reasonable change.
by IronMikey April 12, 2023
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Skills Oasis

1. A place where a desired skill is available.

2. A place where many good skills are available.
1. Adult education classes can be a Skills Oasis for people who want to learn new things.

2. Work environments can be a Skills Oasis for people who want to learn by doing.

3. Colleges can be a Skills Oasis for people who want to learn skills that can be hard to find other places.
by IronMikey March 14, 2023
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Heart And Soul

A voluptuous woman who’s grace, charm, and harmony make her irresistible.
Most people would do anything for a woman who is Heart And Soul.
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Trumpian

Doing or saying the one thing that will cause the worst possible outcome in any given situation.
It’s Trumpian economics to cut taxes on billionaires while increasing spending, when there is a deficit in the trillions of dollars.
by IronMikey March 09, 2023
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Fun-House

1. A guy or who drools when he wacks off 2. A male or female that drools during masturbation.
1. If one of your friends annoys you, remind him, "Don't be a Fun-House!" If there's a problem person, you and your friends all agree "That guy is a Fun-House!"
by IronMikey July 20, 2020
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Skills Desert

A place where it is difficult to acquire a specific type of skill. While all environments offer some skills, certain skills are hard to find in some environments. While some urban centers of higher learning are skills deserts for farming skills, they are a skills oasis for academic learning.
1. A meat eating convention is a Skills Desert for vegetarian skills.

2. An animal rights convention is a Skills Desert for barbecuing meat skills.
by IronMikey March 14, 2023
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Fakietarian

1. Someone who claims to be vegan but doesn’t know what a dairy product is, or how vegans get protein.
2. Someone who claims to be vegetarian but still eats “chicken” or “fish.”
“That girl isn’t a vegetarian bro, she’s a Fakietarian. She says “It’s just a little fish sometimes,” but I just saw her down two cheese burgers.”
by IronMikey March 14, 2023
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