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Universal Energy

Definition:
1. The All Present life force energy that connects all living things.
2. Physically palpable energy that circulates in living bodies and intertwines living things.

3. Life force energy which can be channeled and directed from a healer to a recipient.
Use in a Sentence:
1. Many Energy Healing modalities teach their practitioners to circulate and direct Universal Energy to heal others.
2. Universal Energy is what connects the collective consciousness of all living things.
3. Some Energy Healers have such a strong connection to Universal Energy that their presence is noticeable even at a distance.
4. Like air and sunlight, Universal Energy is a shared resource, it’s used by everyone and isn’t owned by anyone.
5. Universal Energy is conscious, self aware energy that animates living things.

6. Universal Energy is the strand that binds collective consciousness.
by IronMikey August 23, 2025
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Electric Feel

Definition: An energetic initiation where a person experiences the electric current of Universal Energy flow through them, and connects with the collective consciousness of humanity.
Use in Sentence:
1. Some shamanic traditions allow their students to experience Electric Feel.
by IronMikey August 23, 2025
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ElectroShock

Definition:
A person initiated into shamanic tradition who can channel Universal Energy.
Use in Sentence:
1. I was able to tell the Tibetan monk is an ElectroShock, because of the jolt of electricity I felt when he shook my hand.
by IronMikey August 23, 2025
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Fun Parts

Definition:
The parts of the human body capable of having or causing an orgasm. Some Fun Parts can both cause and have an orgasm.
Use in sentence:

Many people jam their Fun Parts together as an exciting hobby. Then there are the real weirdos that jam their Fun Parts together to perpetuate the human species. Geez, what’s the world coming to?
by IronMikey August 23, 2025
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Stealth Infection

Definition:
A Stealth Infection is an infection that is not immediately obvious or symptomatic. Sometimes with a stealth infection, there is no fever. Some types of Stealth Infections like Lyme Disease can linger in the body for years without being discovered by either the person who is infected or the medical professional whose job it is to care for the infected person.
1. Lyme disease is classic example of a Stealth Infection.

2. The youth mental health crisis, is in part fueled by lack of access to antibiotics, which leads to stealth infections. Easily treatable infections become chronic health problems.
3. Stealth infections can be acquired by tick bites, and tainted or spoiled food, especially in tropical countries where parasites are common. Stealth Infections can also be acquired by sensual contact with others.
4. Untreated UTI’s can be a type of stealth infection caused by failure to wash properly or genital contact with unclean surfaces such as a dirty toilet. UTI’s become stealth infections when healthcare companies and doctors create stupid rules about not giving antibiotics to people showing obvious signs of a UTI. Many health care companies only want to give out antibiotics, when it’s so obvious that the person who needs the antibiotics, or their heirs, could prove medical malpractice in court. Many doctors are willing to watch their patients slowly die (watch their patients Hang) rather than risk getting fired by the evil pricks who control american health care companies.
5. Symptoms of a stealth infection include but are not limited to: Anxiety, insomnia, night sweats, agitation, irritability, paranoia, body aches, joint pain, numbness + pain and tingling in hands and feet, twitches, confusion, exhaustion, fatigue, sleepiness, lack of focus, being fidgety, and the need for naps or excessive sleeping.
by IronMikey August 13, 2025
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Katie Theatrics

Definition:
Katie Theatrics are in play when a lovely woman insists you call her by so many different versions of the base name Kate that your best bet is often to say “hey you,” with a smile.

Katie Theatrics,

Definition:
A person who so frequently changes their name, appearance or interests that it’s confusing to others. Can we please leave the persona remakes to Celebrities?
1. If a woman with the base name Kate has changed her name from Katie, to Kate, to Kathleen, to Cristy in the past 6 months that’s Katie Theatrics.

2. If a woman has changed her full wardrobe three times in the same year as well as changing how she talks and what her hobbies are, this is an example of Katie Theatrics. Is this really a good use of theatre training?

3. If someone lovely feels the need to change their hair color 3 times in a week, and this is a regular pattern, this is Katie Theatrics.
by IronMikey August 12, 2025
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Spear Wife

A woman who can easily beat men in combat sports, or a woman who easily embarrasses men in contact sports.
1. A woman who makes varsity on a male wrestling team is Spear Wife.

2. A woman trained in jujitsu who easily embarrasses + dominates larger male opponents is a Spear Wife.
by IronMikey August 12, 2025
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