IronMikey's definitions

Fun-House

1. A guy or who drools when he wacks off 2. A male or female that drools during masturbation.

1. If one of your friends annoys you, remind him, "Don't be a Fun-House!" If there's a problem person, you and your friends all agree "That guy is a Fun-House!"

by IronMikey July 20, 2020

Micro penis

A Micro penis is a penis of one inch or less. Men with Micro penises have been cursed by god. In most cases for good reason. Men with micro penises are easily identifiable by their weak jaw lines, small hands, and erratic behavior.

A man with micro penis would start a war for his personal vanity, like the 2022 war in Ukraine or attempt a coup against American Democracy over hurt feelings because of a lost election like what happened on January 6 2021.

by IronMikey April 3, 2023

Epiphany Of The Din

The sacred moment when divine consciousness emerged and awakened from an otherwise disorderly and chaotic universe.

A spiritual or energetic awakening which can be though of as being reborn, an individual’s Epiphany Of The Din could be their rise to spiritual and temporal awareness.

by IronMikey April 4, 2023

Freegan Leaning

A person who is Freegan Leaning identifies as someone who likes free food. A Freegan Leaning person is a true pragmatist and has achieved a level of spiritual attainment. A Freegan Leaning person believes that the best thing is food given freely by the earth, but free food from a friend is the next best thing. Freegan Leaning people also don’t mind working for a meal, because if you don’t work you won’t eat, and if nobody works nobody eats. Freegan Leaning people keep in the fronts of their minds because of long experience, that free food tastes the best :) .

My younger cousin’s excitable, boisterous, Labrador Retriever was a highly accomplished Freegan Leaning dog. The dog took to food of any kind with gusto. Free food dropped during the Fourth of July was clearly his favorite. However he was more than willing to work for a meal and sit, roll over, or bark for a well earned treat. Accomplished Freegan Leaning dogs like Vinny have clearly earned new lives in a paradise realm.

Many people are unaware of their Freegan Leaning tendencies. Most people don’t bother to think about how good free food tastes, if they did, they might achieve the first level of Freegan Leaning awareness.

by IronMikey April 7, 2023

Drop Dinner

1. Dropping all or some of a significant meal on the ground or another dirty surface that makes it inedible.

2. A senseless and ridiculous waste of food.

1. Eating an ice cream cone outside on a 100 degree Fahrenheit day is a sure way to drop dinner. Some of it will end up on the sidewalk every time. Use a cup.

2. Making agricultural systems and food distribution as efficient as possible is a good idea. Letting food sit in a warehouse, go unused, and rot is Dropping Dinner.

by IronMikey April 7, 2023

Dingle Berries

A red or brown ornament attached to a woman’s pubic hair. Many times dingle berries can occur in a cluster. Brown dingle berries occur if a woman has yet to learn the classy behavior of wiping front to back. As a side note, a woman wiping front to back, so that waste is directed away from her fun parts is a good way to prevent yeast infections. As is remembering to stand before flushing. Sitting over the water while it’s flushing can result in delicate areas getting splashed with small amounts of toilet water from the bowl (yuck!). Festive red dingle berries occur periodically during the intermittent raspberry season in a woman’s magical forest. While not all sanitary wipes are delicate enough for delicate skin (ouch!), sanitary wipes may be sturdier than regular bath tissue and result in less dingle berry formation during major raspberry juice cleanups.

Those Dingle Berries in Congress are still debating climate change because they are being paid off. They need to get to work enabling positive and reasonable change.

by IronMikey April 12, 2023

Energetically Correct

This mysterious sounding word is no Mystery. An energetically correct action is taken when the person doing the action, has made their best attempt to do something which benefits those around them, the world, the human species and lastly themselves. An energetically correct action is either the action which has the greatest benefit for everyone or the action which the person taking the action believes will have the greatest benefit for everyone. Attempting an energetically correct action is an attempt to take the action which will do the greatest universal good. Whether or not the attempt was successful it is still a valid effort. An energetically correct outcome is when all the pieces of the puzzle click together and an attempted correct action leads to ideal short term and long term results. While the future is difficult to predict, correct choices open better paths forward.

Doing everything you do to the best of your ability is Energetically Correct.

by IronMikey April 13, 2023