poonmoogle

a person who refuses to do anything with his friends

my friend jeb is such a poonmoogle

by mat and the Krew May 16, 2006

poondongle

A special, rare charm-piece that attracts pussy and only fine pussy.

Ryan's poondongle was off the hook last night. I told him to leave some for the rest of us.

by TL0ve February 6, 2009

Poondoggle

A complicated and unnecessary waste of time and money chasing a womans vagina.

Malina: How did your date go?
Mroz: Man you really sent me out on a serious poondoggle when you set me up on that date with your cousin!

by BigButterHeysus April 9, 2010

poonoodle

after sucessfully having anal sex, a string of poo is left in the pee hole

"dude, last night sucked, i got poonoodled by your sister"

by nate stahl November 11, 2008

Poondoggle

A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for men to cheat on their wives.

They are going to a sales meeting in Las Vegas... what a poondoggle.

by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006

poopgoogler

1) One who Googles whilst pooping, namely on the widely popular Blackberry or Droid smartphones.

2) One who googles "poop," indicating a possibly unhealthy obsession with excrement and all things related, including sharting, farting, glass bottom boat, the dirty sanchez, and white turds.

Steph- I got a new Droid! Suzie- I knows it! You're such a poopgoogler now! I wish I had a Droid so I can google whilst I poop (singing "Google while I poop"...to the tune of "Whistle while you work")

by Jacy78 June 19, 2010

Poonboozled

The state of being when a man is in a sexual relationship with a woman, but is unable to see all the negative aspects of said woman, despite constant input from friends, family, etc. Similar to bamboozled, only in relation to vagina

-Damn, Jim is still with that nasty slut? Doesn't he know she fucked every guy within a 10 mile radius?

-Yea, it's crazy; he's definitely Poonboozled

by gallagher410 October 21, 2013