poomduang

The white chocolate residue in the peanut butter jar

I'm not pissed you barbaroed me last night but you left a family-sized poomduang in me!

by CircleSlash October 28, 2011

poodangle

crap that hangs from your bung hole.

I got a poodangle. Let me go wipe it off using your face.

by Punkdewde September 28, 2003

Poondangler

A real man's man as well as a real ladies man. One whom all the ladies want and all the men want to be. One of the nicest things a someone can say to a man. If someone is called this when you are around, be amazed because you are in the presence of greatness.

eric lipinski is a poondangler, while Mickey Rea is not.

by The Impulsivist June 11, 2009

Poodangus

Someone who is horrible at what they are attempting to do.

Dom you are poodangus in Warzone.

by Ging1 June 12, 2020

Poomerang

POO-merr-ang. Noun. Primarily used in corporate office environments involving the distribution of poo. Not to be confused with poo that rolls uphill or downhill, the poomerang is poo that is sent but inevitably returns at much higher velocity to its original vendor.

Nathan: "Why are these servers so messed up. The person who put these in must have been really dumb!!!"

Rick: "Uh, dude. You're the one who put them in, and built them wrong. Now go fix it. Poomerang, man."

by KJ275 August 7, 2012

poondangle

Very very loose labia, aka hang low pussy lips.

Damn girl, your poondangle looks like a pack of raw bacon!!! or maybe an Arbys roast beef?

by Gordon Howard January 14, 2008

poomerang

After you have a bowel movement, and you think everything has gone down, one little piece of poo will come floating back into the bowl. Since it has come back, it is a poo-merang.

In an Australian accent, "Krikey, I thought I was done, but I gotta flush again. I got a poomerang".

by David L. Brown March 29, 2008