POO-merr-ang. Noun. Primarily used in corporate office environments involving the distribution of poo. Not to be confused with poo that rolls uphill or downhill, the poomerang is poo that is sent but inevitably returns at much higher velocity to its original vendor.
Nathan: "Why are these servers so messed up. The person who put these in must have been really dumb!!!"
Rick: "Uh, dude. You're the one who put them in, and built them wrong. Now go fix it. Poomerang, man."
Rick: "Uh, dude. You're the one who put them in, and built them wrong. Now go fix it. Poomerang, man."
by KJ275 August 7, 2012
After you have a bowel movement, and you think everything has gone down, one little piece of poo will come floating back into the bowl. Since it has come back, it is a poo-merang.
In an Australian accent, "Krikey, I thought I was done, but I gotta flush again. I got a poomerang".
by David L. Brown March 29, 2008
noun
(pronounced like boomerang) a bowel movement that inevitably returns with a vengeance after prolonged postponement
verb (intrans)
to experience the return of an urge to defecate, often with increased intensity, after prolonged postponement
(pronounced like boomerang) a bowel movement that inevitably returns with a vengeance after prolonged postponement
verb (intrans)
to experience the return of an urge to defecate, often with increased intensity, after prolonged postponement
We'd better find a bathroom soon, it crawled back up but I know it's about to seriously poomerang on me!
by Victor Cuevas July 22, 2006
When you boomerang (TM) your poop so it looks like you have ultimate colon-sphincter coordination and can suck the turtle head back inside after its poked out.
by brownsource July 10, 2017