poolympics

The olympics of pooping competitions. Games include: seeing who can poo the most times in one day, seeing who can poo the most by mass in one day and seeing who can clog the toilet the most times in one day. The poolympics typically contain 2-4 male 'athletes'.

Duder 1: "You ready for some poolympics dude?"

Duer 2: "Yea, what you wanna do? How about seeing who can clog the shitter the most today?"

Duder 1: "Sounds good to me! I downed 4 burritos last night, just in case you wanted to play."

by westfalia December 29, 2009

Pornolympics

- a new genre of porn
- capturing accidentally or otherwise, erotic pictures of Olympians (Olympic athletes) during the Olympic Games.

Jack: Are you actually into sports or just pornolympics?

by Paga August 7, 2012

Plympics

An Olympic games in which your country pwns.

Canadians are bursting with patriotism after the Vancouver Plympics.

by Colleenabelle March 1, 2010

polympical

Somebody who’s only active in debating politics on election years; showing the same level of activity as the olympics.

Paul hasn’t said anything about the president since he last got elected and now he’s scolding us for voting Democrat? How Polympical can he get?

by DangeRoush1 February 8, 2020

Polympics

The art of using the Olympics as a political forum. Persons who participate in Polympics are called polympians. They can range from common protesters to presidents. Most recent use of Polympics is the protests of China's occupation of Tibet. The 1980 boycott of the Moscow Olympics because of the Soviet Union's occupation of Afghanistan is another example of Polympics.

Yesterday, the Polympians in San Francisco tried to blow out the Olympic Torch, because they were protesting China's occupation of Tibet. That is an example of Polympics.

by jimsdun April 9, 2008

polympics

The celebrated gathering and athletic competition of professional pole dancers. Each contestant is judged on her expert understand and performance of the most complex and visually entertaining poses, while nude on the exalted stripper pole.

I am definitely going to the strip club tonight to cheer for Alesha in the 2009 Polympics

by realtalk2000 October 16, 2009

Pazlympics

Where one goes after winning pazletics to compete in an all time grand competition

"All the pazletics champs can come on thru n test their skills in the pazlympics"

by Spatch101 June 9, 2021