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Pazlympics

Where one goes after winning pazletics to compete in an all time grand competition

"All the pazletics champs can come on thru n test their skills in the pazlympics"

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The grand ol sport of seeing who can get the most fucked up and maintain to the longest

Only legends can make it for the win!

"Oh yeh, I'm down for pazletics this weekend"

"Did you see Joe Blow took out the pazletics last night? That's guys a fuckin machine"

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