Pazlympics

Where one goes after winning pazletics to compete in an all time grand competition

"All the pazletics champs can come on thru n test their skills in the pazlympics"

by Spatch101 June 9, 2021

poolympics

The olympics of pooping competitions. Games include: seeing who can poo the most times in one day, seeing who can poo the most by mass in one day and seeing who can clog the toilet the most times in one day. The poolympics typically contain 2-4 male 'athletes'.

Duder 1: "You ready for some poolympics dude?"

Duer 2: "Yea, what you wanna do? How about seeing who can clog the shitter the most today?"

Duder 1: "Sounds good to me! I downed 4 burritos last night, just in case you wanted to play."

by westfalia December 29, 2009

Paralympics

An event held every 4 years where people with disabilities compete in many different events. It is based off of the Olympics and is held a week after the Olympics at the same place.

Jessica Long swam at the Paralympics and won gold

by Swimmingbrunette October 28, 2013

Plympics

An Olympic games in which your country pwns.

Canadians are bursting with patriotism after the Vancouver Plympics.

by Colleenabelle March 1, 2010

paralympics

A series of somewhat pointless events or games carried out by a group of mates after a big night out drinking.

Me and the boys got real smashed last night and held our own paralympics in the carpark. I won the 50m car hurdles.

by mrpain November 4, 2008

Polympics

The art of using the Olympics as a political forum. Persons who participate in Polympics are called polympians. They can range from common protesters to presidents. Most recent use of Polympics is the protests of China's occupation of Tibet. The 1980 boycott of the Moscow Olympics because of the Soviet Union's occupation of Afghanistan is another example of Polympics.

Yesterday, the Polympians in San Francisco tried to blow out the Olympic Torch, because they were protesting China's occupation of Tibet. That is an example of Polympics.

by jimsdun April 9, 2008

polympics

The celebrated gathering and athletic competition of professional pole dancers. Each contestant is judged on her expert understand and performance of the most complex and visually entertaining poses, while nude on the exalted stripper pole.

I am definitely going to the strip club tonight to cheer for Alesha in the 2009 Polympics

by realtalk2000 October 16, 2009