Pazlympics
Pazlympics by Spatch101 June 9, 2021
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poolympics
The olympics of pooping competitions. Games include: seeing who can poo the most times in one day, seeing who can poo the most by mass in one day and seeing who can clog the toilet the most times in one day. The poolympics typically contain 2-4 male 'athletes'.
Duder 1: "You ready for some poolympics dude?"
Duer 2: "Yea, what you wanna do? How about seeing who can clog the shitter the most today?"
Duder 1: "Sounds good to me! I downed 4 burritos last night, just in case you wanted to play."
Duer 2: "Yea, what you wanna do? How about seeing who can clog the shitter the most today?"
Duder 1: "Sounds good to me! I downed 4 burritos last night, just in case you wanted to play."
poolympics by westfalia December 29, 2009
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Paralympics
An event held every 4 years where people with disabilities compete in many different events. It is based off of the Olympics and is held a week after the Olympics at the same place.
Paralympics by Swimmingbrunette October 28, 2013
Plympics
Plympics by Colleenabelle March 1, 2010
Polympics
The art of using the Olympics as a political forum. Persons who participate in Polympics are called polympians. They can range from common protesters to presidents. Most recent use of Polympics is the protests of China's occupation of Tibet. The 1980 boycott of the Moscow Olympics because of the Soviet Union's occupation of Afghanistan is another example of Polympics.
Yesterday, the Polympians in San Francisco tried to blow out the Olympic Torch, because they were protesting China's occupation of Tibet. That is an example of Polympics.
polympics
The celebrated gathering and athletic competition of professional pole dancers. Each contestant is judged on her expert understand and performance of the most complex and visually entertaining poses, while nude on the exalted stripper pole.
polympics by realtalk2000 October 16, 2009
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