pooheading

When someone leaves their social media login unattended and another person seizes the opportunity to post under their guise.

Shit, dude, I left my Facebook open and caught my sister pooheading that I leave my underwear on the couch.

by Pixiewaves May 7, 2016

Poopreading

The act of proofreading a paper or memoir on the shitter. The toliet offers a much more comfortable- and some times luxurious- alternative to confining oneself to a stuffy office or desk in order to correct a student's or colleague's work.

Person: Finally, I finished this fucking paper. Can you look it over for me and make sure I didn't make any spelling errors?
Friend of Person: Sure thing. I feel a monster dump coming on so I don't mind Poopreading your paper.

by Keeeeeeen March 30, 2009

Pinheading

The act of sounding a penis with a needle or other sharp device for both suffering and pleasure.

My penis. You're Pinheading it. I came.

by Lil_Bird414 October 13, 2021

pinheading

Giving head to a micro-penis.

Steve ' s penis was so small I didn't think he would get any action, but Sally is totally into pinheading.

by wolfpearl May 27, 2016

Poohlaxing

The act of relaxing with your pants at your ankles and sitting on the toilet dropping a dump. May begin with a peelax and eventually last long enough to evolve into a full poohlax..maybe even a poohnap

Poohlaxing happens when Sitting on the toilet taking a pooh and relaxing even after your done

by Poohlaxer July 23, 2012

Ponyheading the whole city

Person who explain problem, or even have the URGE to explain to people they dont even trust at all, or people that dont know them, that shouldn't give a fuck about it and act entitled everywhere almost like Steven Universe future.

How the fuck are you Ponyheading the whole city? You little crybaby twat!

by DriponmaSoup123 December 2, 2025

Ponyheading the whole city

Someone who continuously fails to mask their problem to themselves or even has the URGE to explain it to 'friends' that the person doesn't know that much, or 'acquaintances,' all that he doesn't trust yet.

Hey! Why the fuck are you ponyheading the whole city! You little crybaby twat piece of shit fucked up loser! This is why you have no future!

by DriponmaSoup123 December 2, 2025