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Poopreading 

The act of proofreading a paper or memoir on the shitter. The toliet offers a much more comfortable- and some times luxurious- alternative to confining oneself to a stuffy office or desk in order to correct a student's or colleague's work.
Person: Finally, I finished this fucking paper. Can you look it over for me and make sure I didn't make any spelling errors?
Friend of Person: Sure thing. I feel a monster dump coming on so I don't mind Poopreading your paper.
Poopreading by Keeeeeeen March 30, 2009

Pinheading 

The act of sounding a penis with a needle or other sharp device for both suffering and pleasure.
My penis. You're Pinheading it. I came.
Pinheading by Lil_Bird414 October 13, 2021

pinheading 

Giving head to a micro-penis.
Steve ' s penis was so small I didn't think he would get any action, but Sally is totally into pinheading.
pinheading by wolfpearl May 27, 2016

Poohlaxing 

The act of relaxing with your pants at your ankles and sitting on the toilet dropping a dump. May begin with a peelax and eventually last long enough to evolve into a full poohlax..maybe even a poohnap
Poohlaxing happens when Sitting on the toilet taking a pooh and relaxing even after your done
Poohlaxing by Poohlaxer July 23, 2012

Ponyheading the whole city

Person who explain problem, or even have the URGE to explain to people they dont even trust at all, or people that dont know them, that shouldn't give a fuck about it and act entitled everywhere almost like Steven Universe future.
How the fuck are you Ponyheading the whole city? You little crybaby twat!

Ponyheading the whole city

Someone who continuously fails to mask their problem to themselves or even has the URGE to explain it to 'friends' that the person doesn't know that much, or 'acquaintances,' all that he doesn't trust yet.
Hey! Why the fuck are you ponyheading the whole city! You little crybaby twat piece of shit fucked up loser! This is why you have no future!
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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