Poopreading 

The act of proofreading a paper or memoir on the shitter. The toliet offers a much more comfortable- and some times luxurious- alternative to confining oneself to a stuffy office or desk in order to correct a student's or colleague's work.

Person: Finally, I finished this fucking paper. Can you look it over for me and make sure I didn't make any spelling errors?
Friend of Person: Sure thing. I feel a monster dump coming on so I don't mind Poopreading your paper.

Poopreading by Keeeeeeen March 30, 2009

proofreading

Checking your god damn paper for incorrect spelling and grammatical mistakes.

I should have been proofreading my paper last night instead of watching "The Office." I could have caught my wrong use of the word "There."

proofreading by Jesus = Jew October 5, 2016

proofreading

Something nobody does on this site, thus paving the way for incomprehensible gibberish that looks like it was written by retarded infants who were thrown at brick walls, half of whom (not the walls, you doofus) were promptly scooped up and thrown farther by garbage trucks. That should explain why this shithole feels like an asylum.

Proofreading your definitions will not give you cancer. Just do it. Please.

proofreading by Yopmail User July 4, 2023

Polyreading

The act of reading two or more books at once.

Guy: "I'm reading the 7th Harry Potter, Moby Dick, and the Crystalids all at the same time, it's getting really confusing."
Guy #2: "Polyreading is confusing." / "Polyreading can be a bitch."

Polyreading by Dave156 February 4, 2010

pooheading 

When someone leaves their social media login unattended and another person seizes the opportunity to post under their guise.

Shit, dude, I left my Facebook open and caught my sister pooheading that I leave my underwear on the couch.

pooheading by Pixiewaves May 7, 2016

Pooptending

When a person pretends to go poop to get out of something they don't want to do.

A guy was at his work and had an hour left so he that he was dreading so he told his boss he needed to go poop because he knew nobody would question him if he said he needed to poop. Pooptending.

Pooptending by DerumCapz October 4, 2016