Poohlaxing 

The act of relaxing with your pants at your ankles and sitting on the toilet dropping a dump. May begin with a peelax and eventually last long enough to evolve into a full poohlax..maybe even a poohnap

Poohlaxing happens when Sitting on the toilet taking a pooh and relaxing even after your done

Poohlaxing by Poohlaxer July 23, 2012

Poolaxin 

when you are hanging out at the pool doing nothing but soaking up the sun the cooling off maybe a frosty beverage, repete, much like chillaxin but with a pool involved, not to be used with a lake, ocean, river or creek

we were poolaxin at my house after the long humid day in the sun

Poolaxin by jasbtin June 14, 2010

poollaxin' 

the act of chilling and/or relaxing, poolside

Memorial Day weekend and I was just poollaxin' and watermellin'.

poollaxin' by jvcwut November 24, 2011

pooheading 

When someone leaves their social media login unattended and another person seizes the opportunity to post under their guise.

Shit, dude, I left my Facebook open and caught my sister pooheading that I leave my underwear on the couch.

pooheading by Pixiewaves May 7, 2016

poopmaxing

When one decides to hold in their poop as they believe holding in their own fences grants them more nutrients

Jack-How do you look so ripped!?
Daniel-I started poopmaxing to keep all my nutrients

poopmaxing by Ac1d_tr1p January 9, 2024

poopmaxing

Holding your feces in for as long as humanly possible for a satisfying,swift poop.

You look real bloated. Are you poopmaxing?

poopmaxing by Looksmaxing wizard March 21, 2024

Poopalaxing

The act of spending an excessive amount of time sitting on the toilet long after finishing your business, usually spent scrolling through your phone, reading, or hiding from responsibilities.

I went to the bathroom an hour ago, but I got caught up poopalaxing and reading Reddit threads until my legs went numb."

Poopalaxing by Kapoorinc July 5, 2026