Potterism-69 

Potterism-69 is a virus that occurred during the outbreak of COVID-19. The virus first appeared when a young boy Luke Potter coughed in public which cost the lives of many elderly women. This devastating virus also effected the atmosphere leading to multiple blizzards on the 21st July 2021

“Fuck me sideways I’ve been sneezing for an hour straight bro”

“Oh shit you might have Potterism-69, don’t pass it on to me please!”

Potterism-69 by TerryTheJanitor November 28, 2022

Poofters Love Call

When a male passes wind to attract the same sex.

*man farts*
Gino: "can you smell that?"
Guido: "Yeah, it smells like a poofters love call"

Poofters Love Call by crcdj March 29, 2011

Poofters bar

1- A granola bar that causes flatulence due to the content of chicory.
2- Drinking establishment for poofters.

After the poofters bar Howard went flatulent for 2 days and couldn't stop sharting himself.

Poofters bar by Howard Schultz August 14, 2008

poofterized 

australian term

1. used to describe any object, action or process which is of exceptionally low standard.

2. used to express absolute disgust

1. (when the lawnmower refuses to start) "COME ON!!! YOU FUCKEN POOFTERIZED PIECE OF SHIT!!!! "

2. "that two-girls-one-cup video was poofterized. i chundered....hard!"

poofterized by screaming axe wound February 9, 2010

poofters pizza 

Quiche

Jesus we're not having poofters pizza for dinner again are we?

poofters pizza by Captn Pants December 8, 2015

poofters 

another word for a gay

shut up you bunch of poofters

poofters by graham is the best November 8, 2007

Potterism

A ideology for hard-core Harry Potter fans. Not related at all to the book Potterism. They breathe, live, eat, sleep, and drink the books and movies. They are the fandom community. Write fanfiction and pore over conspiracy theories for just about anything as long as it's related to the canon series (and more, most times.) They follow J.K. Rowling on every single social media website. Binge watch bloopers, theories, and ALOT more. Go crazy for anything Hogwarts-related.

Person #1: OMFG! Did you hear? The Last Jedi is coming out this weekend! *waves hands and jumps excitedly *
Potterist: *shrugs* Meh.
Person #1: BUT HOW CAN YOU NOT BE EXCITED AS HELL?!?!
Potterist: I'm watching The Order of The Phoenix this weekend. *grins*
Person #1: Of course you wouldn't be excited with anything else. You live a Potterism life. Fine. ._.
Potterist: :D
Person #1: ;-;

Potterism by Tiny Purple Sheep November 27, 2017