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poofters 

a group of homosexual and dumb individuals, that lack the mental ability to use their brain and common sense.
Nick and Andy are poofters, as they do not understand what homophobic means.
Daniel, Kyle and Will are all poofters as they lack any sort of common sense.
poofters by hazzgitt March 2, 2020

Poofters Love Call

When a male passes wind to attract the same sex.
*man farts*
Gino: "can you smell that?"
Guido: "Yeah, it smells like a poofters love call"
Poofters Love Call by crcdj March 29, 2011

Poofters bar

1- A granola bar that causes flatulence due to the content of chicory.
2- Drinking establishment for poofters.
After the poofters bar Howard went flatulent for 2 days and couldn't stop sharting himself.
Poofters bar by Howard Schultz August 14, 2008

poofters pizza 

Jesus we're not having poofters pizza for dinner again are we?
poofters pizza by Captn Pants December 8, 2015

poofters paradise 

A term for Parade College in Bundoora, Melbourne Australia. Mostly used by public school kids to define the place. Called that because everyone there is a fag.
“Bro, Joseph’s going to Poofters Paradise!”
“Always knew he was a fag.”
poofters paradise by acrobativity November 2, 2018

Poofter baiting 

Poofter baiting consists of writings on the wall of male public toilets to entice homosexuals to meet and perform sexual favours.

The writing may be of the form such as “meet here every Thursday 5.30pm for hot cock sucking.” Or “uncut BBC loves cum call me xxxxxx”. Etc
That public toilet wall was full of graffiti and Poofter Baiting writings. Must be a gay toilet.
Poofter baiting by kam75xx February 24, 2019
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