Used to describe someone who is hotter than hot. From Chris Lilley's show Ja'mie: Private School Girl
"OMG, Hugo is so quiche."
"I really wish that I had a quiche girlfriend like Izzy"
by ACBP October 23, 2013
Used to describe people that are frequently late for meetings
Argh, Nigel is late again. He's such a quiche
by The Quichemaster April 12, 2021
Female genitalia.

Can be used in numerous ways often with hilarious consequences when situated near a buffet...
"X has got a cheesy quiche" (Often sung)

"Oh, crusty quiche"

"Look at that fork-in quiche" (See what we did there)
by Millidred June 21, 2005
"You look so beautiful Chloe, I want to quiche you so much right now."

"His quiche was so passionate"

"Should I wait until the end of the date to give her a quiche?"
by Paulhully November 5, 2016
"Quiche.............Quiche you say what is that?"............

Well in short its a craze that is taking off in the East Midlands, more specifically Lenton, the student area of Nottingham. Scrapping the definition, quiche has become 'THE' word on the street. Taking any form of adjective, noun, verb and so on, quiche is the perfect word for everything. Quiche is always used in GOOD manor and in delight. The fact that it rolls of the tongue with such a satisfying ease is why it is so good. Examples include:

Endless possibilities........Quiche is dot dot dot dot dot.
Man those jagearbombs got me absolutely quiched last night
by Quiche Pioneer January 27, 2011
Quiche is a word that describes someones appearance, someone who is quiche is a step above "hot" and is so hot you want to have sex with them. If you call someone 'quiche' it means you wanna do the nasty. Quiche people are hard to find, but when you find one, cut that fucking quiche like you mean it.
Jimmy: Jesus that Girl is so bloody hot
Bobby: She aint hot, shes quiche!
Both: *cuts the quiche*
by Jonah Ja'mie Mr G November 3, 2018