Poofenism 

a term coined during the gay rights movement of 1995 in San Francisco, USA.
Poofenism relates directly to words transcribed from ancient Hebrew texts found in the toom of Sir Richard Simmonstein III.
Poofenism is now used to describe the act of poofening or working in a Salon.

"lets get gay, Poofenism is on the way!"

Poofenism by Fagdonna May 22, 2004

Poopenis 

A penis that is also a poop. A poop shaped like a penis.

Me: Hey Jonathan look at my poop!
Jonathan: Wow that poop is shaped like a penis!
Me: O guess it is a Poopenis!

Poopenis by the poopanister October 17, 2010

poopensmiser 

A person that is just as important to society as a pile of poop. They normally smell bad and nobody likes them.

Wow Tom Cruise hasn't had any good movies besides that one about the retard and that makes him a poopensmiser.

poopensmiser by THE PRANCING PONY July 17, 2011

poofening 

the transformation of straight to gay.

"as soon as Lance flipped his wrist limply toward those big sweaty truck drivers i knew the poofening effect was now irreversible"

poofening by Fagdonna May 22, 2004

Poofnis 

A pierced and glitter covered penis. Can also be used in reference to refer to a Glitter Donkey

"Look at that fucking poofnis"

"Want to touch my poofnis?"

Poofnis by FuManChoo February 5, 2010

Poofism 

The religious belief in divine spontaneous creation ex nihilo via incantation. God spoke, and poof, there it was. Creationism.

Disproving evolution would not make poofism true.

Poofism by chrisnu April 13, 2010

poopenis 

A poop-brushed penis.
Often misread for "poopennies" which is a a group of poop-brushed penis.

Sarah was so smelly! I had never had poopenis so badly.

poopenis by Juan Pedro Andrés November 9, 2008