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Poof-n-Woo 

A phrase to explain anything such as happiness, sadness, anger, etc. To describe ones emotional state. Also a sign of greeting or farewell.

It's not Fuckerbitch!
"Mother fucking Poof-n-Woo!!!", "That movie was so Poof-n-Woo.", "Poof-n-Woo bitches!", "Poof-n-Woo!!!"
Poof-n-Woo by UsDrunk98201 October 15, 2011

qwauf'n poof 

an absolutly rediculous amount of hair that is huge and bushed.
"I woke up in the morning and J. Round nuzzer told me i had a nice qwuaf'n poof."
qwauf'n poof by Sampson420ex October 4, 2004

Foof n poof 

Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.
Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies
Foof n poof by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018

poof nugget 

small traces of hard pooh left behind in your shower poof from washing between your ass cheeks.
Man, I need to get a new shower poof, it's full of poof nuggets
poof nugget by sharp1989 June 23, 2011

Poof Ninja 

A Poof Ninja is another term for stupid looking female that jus woke up, and is extremely pissed off at the world. She has ninja abilities cause she is a karate master, and knows many major pressure points on the human body. The "poof" is for the marshmallow "poofness" her face looks like after having 3 hrs sleep cause of all the wild sex from the previous night.
Evan: Hey that chick sure looks like a poof ninja.

Ran: Hey poof ninja, wanna go get a facelift to fix ur face.

Arash: I love my poof ninja soooo much. vai
Poof Ninja by Antal101 December 21, 2009

Poof Ninja 

A 'poof ninja' is the most extremely radical creature in all the galaxy. It can poof from one place to another and sneak up behind you. This usually leads to slicing your throat open and screaming poof!
Elissa: Dakota is a poof Ninja!
Vikki: So I've heard!
Dakota: *Poofs* *Slices Vikki's throat open* POOOOOOOOOF!!!!!
Poof Ninja by Myoki December 25, 2008