Poofnis 

A pierced and glitter covered penis. Can also be used in reference to refer to a Glitter Donkey

"Look at that fucking poofnis"

"Want to touch my poofnis?"

Poofnis by FuManChoo February 5, 2010

Poofnis 

Poofnis is a phrase that means wild or very fluffy hair.

"Your cat should be named Poofnis his hair is wild"

Poofnis by FlyingWalrusPig November 23, 2012

Poonis Woonis

When a Poonis and a Woonis love each other very much...

MOM WE DON'T NEED TO HAVE THIS TALK AGAIN! I KNOW WHAT A POONIS WOONIS IS!

Poonis Woonis by TheWenisManWithALargePenis June 30, 2011

poopnis 

What a butt should really be called, especially for males. I mean, come on, right?

He who pees out of his penis shall poop out of his poopnis.

"Man, my butt hurts."
"Your POOPNIS, you dunderfunk!!! Your POOPNIS hurts!!!!!"

poopnis by Dudley D April 10, 2008

Poonis 

Penis
In poo
Call it a poonis

Carl got a poonis last night

Poonis by Bobthediscoverer December 5, 2019

Poofish 

*Not a Quief* (Vaginal flatulence) *Poofish* is an occurance when a woman is sitting down and she farts and the fart has no other way to escape other than through the canyon of the vagina....The fart bubble travels up through the vagina and out into the atmosphere...Thus brings forth a double stinky..*Poofish*

Stink, Tuna, Poo, Fish, Poofish

Poofish by ShiftyShadyLady June 25, 2009

Poonis 

Since you pee out of your penis, if you pooped out of it instead, it would be called a poonis

Guy #1: I think I just pooped from my penis

Guy #2: So it's called a poonis now

Poonis by Pean nut sack January 26, 2022