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a classy comeback against a straight guy who just did/said something gay...or was being a total wanker...or both
straight guy: yo emma didnt you know that horizontal stripes make u look fat?

emma: shut it pooofnuts!
by mandus January 28, 2004
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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being taken to a secluded location by a significantly older man under false pretexts and then offered ass numbing drugs
"im just looking for my friends house that is for sale while i drive you home from work at 3 AM... oh look, a carpark in the middle of the bush... oh look, how did these drugs get in my glove compartment?"
"thats poofnuts mate"
by zarathustra March 30, 2005
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being taken to a secluded location under false pretexts by a significantly older gay man who then offers you ass numbing drugs.
"Im just looking for a friends house which is for sale while i drive you home from work at 3 AM... oh look, an empty secluded carpark in the bush... oh look, how did those drugs get in my glove compartment?"
"Thats poofnuts mate"
by zarathustra March 30, 2005
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