poofnuts

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a classy comeback against a straight guy who just did/said something gay...or was being a total wanker...or both

straight guy: yo emma didnt you know that horizontal stripes make u look fat?

emma: shut it pooofnuts!

poofnuts by mandus January 28, 2004

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poofnuts

being taken to a secluded location by a significantly older man under false pretexts and then offered ass numbing drugs

"im just looking for my friends house that is for sale while i drive you home from work at 3 AM... oh look, a carpark in the middle of the bush... oh look, how did these drugs get in my glove compartment?"
"thats poofnuts mate"

poofnuts by zarathustra May 13, 2005

Related Words

poofnuts • poopnuts • Poonuts

poofnuts

being taken to a secluded location under false pretexts by a significantly older gay man who then offers you ass numbing drugs.

"Im just looking for a friends house which is for sale while i drive you home from work at 3 AM... oh look, an empty secluded carpark in the bush... oh look, how did those drugs get in my glove compartment?"
"Thats poofnuts mate"

poofnuts by zarathustra March 30, 2005

Poonuts

1.The chunks of nuts in your turd.
2.A weak swear word.

1.eww... that dogs full of poonuts
2. Poonuts i failed the test

Poonuts by Anonymous November 11, 2002

Poopnuts

A nut covered in poop

Oh poopnuts
You poopnut
Stop being a poopnut u poopy poopnut
Stop pooping poopnuts

Poopnuts by Poopnut man January 3, 2023

poopnuts

Fucking a chick in the ass and then you look dow and your like "oh shit I got poopnuts like a motherfucker"

Fuck a buncha poopnuts.

poopnuts by DOOOOOVE May 26, 2003

Poonuts

The result of a man wiping his ass from the front getting stains of his own shit on his gooch. A preferably female way of wiping ass done by a male.

Mark thought it would be funny to get poonuts after he wiped his ass from the front.

Poonuts by J. Kang June 30, 2008

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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