poofnuts

a classy comeback against a straight guy who just did/said something gay...or was being a total wanker...or both

straight guy: yo emma didnt you know that horizontal stripes make u look fat?

emma: shut it pooofnuts!

by mandus January 28, 2004

poofnuts

being taken to a secluded location by a significantly older man under false pretexts and then offered ass numbing drugs

"im just looking for my friends house that is for sale while i drive you home from work at 3 AM... oh look, a carpark in the middle of the bush... oh look, how did these drugs get in my glove compartment?"
"thats poofnuts mate"

by zarathustra May 13, 2005

poofnuts

being taken to a secluded location under false pretexts by a significantly older gay man who then offers you ass numbing drugs.

"Im just looking for a friends house which is for sale while i drive you home from work at 3 AM... oh look, an empty secluded carpark in the bush... oh look, how did those drugs get in my glove compartment?"
"Thats poofnuts mate"

by zarathustra March 30, 2005

Poonuts

1.The chunks of nuts in your turd.
2.A weak swear word.

1.eww... that dogs full of poonuts
2. Poonuts i failed the test

by Anonymous November 11, 2002

Poopnuts

A nut covered in poop

Oh poopnuts
You poopnut
Stop being a poopnut u poopy poopnut
Stop pooping poopnuts

by Poopnut man January 3, 2023

poopnuts

Fucking a chick in the ass and then you look dow and your like "oh shit I got poopnuts like a motherfucker"

Fuck a buncha poopnuts.

by DOOOOOVE May 26, 2003

Poonuts

The result of a man wiping his ass from the front getting stains of his own shit on his gooch. A preferably female way of wiping ass done by a male.

Mark thought it would be funny to get poonuts after he wiped his ass from the front.

by J. Kang June 30, 2008