Sampson420ex's definitions

Hedge Trimma

A tool needed to trim a masive bush, like the ones Mike likes

Mike came out of his room and said," damn! dis bitch needs a hedge trimma!"

by Sampson420ex October 4, 2004

john deer

take anal beads and put them up a girls ass then proceed to put your foot on her ass and pull them out like a pullstart on a tractor.

damn that bitch couldnt sit for a week after she road on my john deer

by sampson420ex April 15, 2006

double eye winkey

when you titty fuck a girl from the opposite way and she winks on your nuts to tickle them

mike....
...ahhh nevermind

by sampson420ex October 6, 2004

qwauf'n poof

an absolutly rediculous amount of hair that is huge and bushed.

"I woke up in the morning and J. Round nuzzer told me i had a nice qwuaf'n poof."

by Sampson420ex October 4, 2004

Poon Tap

To use the back of your hand to hit a woman's or a man's private parts

"I gave Katie like 20 poon taps, and she stood there pretending it was okay."

by Sampson420ex October 3, 2004

Clankerdorf

Micker aka Mick aka McPoo

"Shut up micker you Clankerdorf"

by Sampson420ex October 3, 2004

Mississippi Mud Flap

stupid redneck mullet

"If I see anyone with a Mississippi Mud Flap, I'm going to slit his neck, and shit down his throat."

by Sampson420ex October 3, 2004