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Definitions by Muzzlenz

Vegartistical

When you lack creative acumen, but have a delusional believe that your loom woven crap, coupled with your pseudo gluten, lactose and meat intolerance gives you some sort of grandiose artistic talent.
Carol set up her sheets of woven crap while the gallery curator hastily plated flax sandals and lamented the fact that dogs were eaten by colonial racists as they traversed the Southern Alps with their enslaved Māori sherpas. Carol felt very Vegartistical
Vegartistical by Muzzlenz April 23, 2026

Noob Lube 

Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.
Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?
Noob Lube by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024
The female pubic mound, short for ‘mons pubis’. Also known as pooch, snatch hatch and vag hanger.
Danny: Man, look at the mons on her. That’s a mons royale.
Bobby: Sure is. Hope it’s not a mons royale with cheese.
Mons by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024

Lizard Face 

A term sometimes used to deride a woman, most commonly a celebrity. Often used by women in response to their husbands or partners daring to suggest (or even think) said woman is attractive.
Fanny: “What movie did you boys choose?”
Jock: “The Wolf of Wall Street
Fanny: “I’m not fucking watching that lizard face whore get her fish box out”
Jock: “But, I like…”
Fanny: “She stinks like sardines”
Raymond: “Geez, give Jock a break…”
Fanny: “You can shut the fuck up too with your crush on that geriatric lizard faced Aliens bitch!”
Lizard Face by Muzzlenz July 17, 2024

Foof n poof 

Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.
Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies
Foof n poof by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018
The liquid state of flatulance, midway between solid and gaseous states.
“Dude, that napalm hot curry has given me a bad case of wetulance”
Wetulance by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018