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poodew by lil d/drab March 1, 2011
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pooderbutt johnson
A younger person that spends most of his time lounging around the house only wearing boxer shorts. He enjoys playing video games, YouTube videos, drinking sweet tea and eating sour cream and onion tater chips.
"Look at that pooderbutt johnson. He don't ever wear britches. All he does is play XBox and drink the sweet tea!"
pooderbutt johnson by K-Dawg1993 June 20, 2019
pooded
1. when in the action of flatuating and you think you might have filled your pants with a little unintended escrament
2. when your fart smells like straight up shit and you or others question you about the possible content in the rear of your pants
2. when your fart smells like straight up shit and you or others question you about the possible content in the rear of your pants
pooded by caidoz rellik 999 March 19, 2009
poodlewanker
This guy I went out on a date with last night had a great personality, but when he showed me his goods, it turned out he had a real poodlewanker. I don't think I'll be dating him again.
poodlewanker by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004
poodet
"Babe, there's no more toilet paper left"
"Try to take a poodet honey"
OR
"Man I was running late to work but I had to stop to use the restroom before I shit myself. Luckily it was a quick poodet and I made it to work on time."
"Try to take a poodet honey"
OR
"Man I was running late to work but I had to stop to use the restroom before I shit myself. Luckily it was a quick poodet and I made it to work on time."
poodet by HungryGarbage November 21, 2013
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