A younger person that spends most of his time lounging around the house only wearing boxer shorts. He enjoys playing video games, YouTube videos, drinking sweet tea and eating sour cream and onion tater chips.
"Look at that pooderbutt johnson. He don't ever wear britches. All he does is play XBox and drink the sweet tea!"
This guy I went out on a date with last night had a great personality, but when he showed me his goods, it turned out he had a real poodlewanker. I don't think I'll be dating him again.
When you take a perfect shit that splashes water on your butt hole and cleans it like a bidet.
"Babe, there's no more toilet paper left"
"Try to take a poodet honey"
OR
"Man I was running late to work but I had to stop to use the restroom before I shit myself. Luckily it was a quick poodet and I made it to work on time."