pooded

1. when in the action of flatuating and you think you might have filled your pants with a little unintended escrament

2. when your fart smells like straight up shit and you or others question you about the possible content in the rear of your pants

1. "manny wat the FXXK? i think u just pooded?"

2. "I think i just pooded guys!"

by caidoz rellik 999 March 19, 2009

poods

A common usuage for pewdiepie in games.

Cryspy: poods get out of the way!
Poods: no! Senpai noticed me!

by XxlelnotpoodsxX February 24, 2015

pooding

Pooding- "A word with universal meaning; can be used in any context; meaning good, bad, and the damn right anything."

-This apple tatses like pooding
-That car is pooding
-You've got pooding on your shirt
-Pooding?
-1+5=Pooding
-Man 1-"Is the 5th of July a monday?". Man 2-"Pooding?"

by guppygould May 30, 2009

pood

Past tense of poo. I pood.

I pood my pants. When I pood, it smelled like poo.

by tractor face February 15, 2005

pood

A Russian unit of weight. Equivalent to about 36 pounds avoirdupois.

Dave could stand to lose a few pood.

by Anonymous January 21, 2003

pood

A synonym for turtle head, except harder and sharper. A sharp dangling poo that hasn't fully come out of your butthole yet. Usually hurts when you try to ignore it an sit down.

"Ouch! That pood stung!!"
"Pssst, dude, I can see your pood"
"Hey girl, lemme eat that pood"

by Nickary Potato Jr November 01, 2018

poods

the dimples on a fat persons knuckles

dude check out his poods

whoa man that shits fat

by muhfucka69 August 19, 2006