pontoonite

Idiots who support lower league football trash from Grimsby in England.

Another easy win today. We're playing Grimsby Town. They like to think of themseles as Pontoonites but I know they're just crap.

by Ivy Oh August 7, 2003

pontooning

The act of swaffling (smacking your penis against something) fast and furiously between a woman's breasts. Similar to motorboating but with a penile element.

You could motorboat your girlfriend, but may derive more pleasure from pontooning her instead. Just make sure it is ok to ejaculate in her cleavage before doing so.

by Ryanandluciana April 23, 2013

Pontooning

When a female takes Viagra causing a reaction of Clitoral/Labial swelling; resembling a Pontoon Boat.

Jennifer: My girlfriend and I tried pontooning last night!
Debra: Oh my goodness you gotta boat?!
Jennifer: Noo no no, we both took Viagra and watched our shit swell up, it was like two huge fat pontoon boats!

by MascGlittersaurus June 10, 2017

pontoontang

A pontoon boat or "party barge" that that is busting with poontang.

When aboard pontoontang, clothing is optional.

by Captain Matt July 13, 2004

pontoontang

a really big/fat pussy

Anna Nicole Smith before she got fat = puntang
Anna Nicole Smith on her tv show(aka fat)= pontoon tang

by Ogre December 25, 2004

Pontooning

Blowing furiously onto the fatty portion of a man's testicles, producing a loud bubbly sound.

After her lover motorboated her breasts, she started pontooning him furiously.

by catmontty January 5, 2015

Pontooning

To float around the true meaning of a word or phrase.

Pontooning around the word love, Debra said , I really like you.....alot....really , I like you tons...

by Sonorliter January 24, 2011