polyfucking

When you are having sexual intercourse with something made out of polyester eg. a shirt or other clothing item

I caught grandpa polyfucking a shirt

by V1nce’s cooler cousin May 2, 2022

holyfuckinguacamoley

a term used to describe something so unbelievable that words like "WOW", "OH MY GOSH", "HOLY FUCK", "UNBELIEVABLE", etc., cannot describe its incredibility

(via @jaredleto on Twitter) Holyfuckinguacamoley! THE ECHELON has done it again. 3 EMA NOMINATIONS! CONGRATS TO YOU ALL!!! Time to go to war!!!!!

by NeelieEchelon6277 September 21, 2010

holyfuckingshiton

A number so high and unfathomable that it could only conjure up images of feces that has the ability to fornicate and has in fact been blessed by a priest.
The replacement word for "infinity" for GenXers. An unbelievably high number.

I was dumbfounded by the holyfuckingshiton amount of talented ladies at the Playboy mansion.

by J3 August 11, 2004

posifuckinglutely

Variation of possilutely; Useful when the situation calls for something a bit more emphatic.

Speaker1: Does John Kerry suck ?
Speaker2: Posifuckinglutely !

by DCriddle November 2, 2004

Posifuckingtively

similar to Absofuckinglutely, this compound word expresses the desire to communicate the fact that the user is extremely confident in what they are saying.

Kevin: Are you sure you want to Ahabing tonight?

Tyler: Of couse I do.

Kevin: Are you sure dude?

Tyler: Posifuckingtively!

by Joey Teeter December 18, 2008

PokeFucking

When a large group of friends meet up and play Pokemon and talk about items, and badges and many things associated with Pokemon and of course, battling. it's usually really pathetic and whoever is friends with someone that pokefucks HATES the PokeFucker. this doesn't include average Pokemon players that play for entertainment, it only involves people that need to get a life outside of the pokemon regions.

Sean: "Hey, have you seen Robert and Adrian?"
Maggie: "no, but i could tell you where they are, they're in Robert's room PokeFucking with Diego, Joseph, and Ashley"
Sean "Figures, PokeFuckers"

by MMusicboxx April 14, 2010

holyfuckingshit

An expletive indicating mild surprise.

Holyfuckingshit...third time I caught my scrotum in the zipper this week.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003