5 definitions by J3
When you go and hit on some totally hot chick and the next thing you know every third word out of her mouth is 'jesus' this and 'jesus that' and 'why dont you go to church?'. She just dropped the jesus bomb on you.
by J3 August 13, 2004
As you’re plunging your piston and rod into her vaginal cavity, about to climax, filling her single cylinder with white cream gasoline and she screams “the combustion chamber pressure is too high!" So you place your thumb gently over her butthole to act as a spark arrestor and muffle the exhaust so the neighbors don’t hear.
Camping in tight quarters and your disrespectful neighbors has a cheap 4500 watt monster while your a quiet and courteous camper with a Harbor Freight Predator a quiet generator
by J3 October 12, 2023
A number so high and unfathomable that it could only conjure up images of feces that has the ability to fornicate and has in fact been blessed by a priest.
The replacement word for "infinity" for GenXers. An unbelievably high number.
The replacement word for "infinity" for GenXers. An unbelievably high number.
by J3 August 12, 2004
by J3 May 7, 2005
A holyfuckton is a number of anything so high that it has to deemed as holy and have the word fuck put in it for good measure.
i.e. An ambibously large number, larger than a crapton, but less than a holyfuckingshiton
i.e. An ambibously large number, larger than a crapton, but less than a holyfuckingshiton
by J3 August 12, 2004