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Polscher’s disease 

When your dick grows on your hip and your balls are on your feet. Also your toes are inverted.
Jesus Michael, I didn’t know you had polscher’s disease. Let me jerk your hip off and fondle your inverted feet.
An illusion which appears to those who are in a state of utmost pleasure and happiness. This illusion is simply a hand gesture which resembles the universal hand gesture of (do you want to eat?)
Fawaz: What is that flying in the sky?
Mohammad: that's the flying potsche looking over us.
Potsche by Mohammad K October 22, 2008

Postscholastic Depression 

The symptom that happens when you finish college and you don’t know what is happening in your life and whether you are getting a job or staying unemployed.
I am finishing my Associate degree in It Computer Support at LTC and I don't know if I am going to find a job I think I am suffering from Postscholastic Depression.
Dude, I totally poetsched my house last night
poetsch by Boatsburntoo69 October 31, 2013

Polischef 

Swedish word for Police Chief.
Rose is the police chief in the police station, she’s a Polischef.
Polischef by jillybeanapril February 27, 2023
To accidentally create a mess, spill something, drop something, or turn a simple task into an avoidable disaster through clumsiness.
Can you do one thing without pötsching? I only wanted to open the bottle of oil, but somehow I sprayed half the kitchen wall. I totally pötsched. Pötschen is the act of accidentally turning a simple task into a completely unnecessary mess through clumsiness.
pötschen by DrSchnidt July 23, 2026
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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