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Ball-Sac Polisher 

“Ball-Sac Polisher” (or “BSP”) is both a noun and verb: it refers to a man who worships a scratch golfer or blue-blood regardless of his character; as well as his actions. The BSP will seek the opinion of the most clueless scratch player or blue-blood over that of an imminent authority on any subject at all including engineering, science, medicine and astrophysics; he will buy unlimited drink and food for a scratch player or blue-blood in return for no more than an acknowledgement of existence, smile, nod or look of approval, without any expectation or possibility of reciprocation. A BSP is akin to a lapdog, sidekick, chump or loser.

BSP is a term of art coined in the 1990’s by a doctor in Troy, NY, who noticed that many newly admitted public employment and other working class members to the city’s country club (admitted when the economy caused the once exclusive country club to essentially be a quasi-public course) would do anything just to obtain the slightest acknowledgment or glance of approval from a scratch player or long-standing blue-blood member. Scratch players and blue-bloods at The CC of Troy have accepted the adoration and offerings of the BSP so eagerly that their symbiotic relationship has established the prevalent culture at that club, and a precedent for many others, which exists to this day.
"Johnny is such a ball-sac polisher."

"Here comes Phil, followed by his entourage of obsequious BSPs."

"John wouldn't be such a bad guy if he wasn't always ball-sac polishing that untalented hack.
Ball-Sac Polisher by Hip Eponymous January 14, 2015

Knob Polisher 

A Knob Polisher is someone who sucks a dick until it's cleaned and shined!
She isn't just a cock sucker! She's a Knob polisher!
Knob Polisher by Overdrive December 28, 2005

pole polisher 

Another word for "cocksmoker." Useful when "cocksmoker" no longer suffices, and a new word or words must replace it to keep things fresh.
You can lick my balls you pole-polishing fuck-knuckle.
pole polisher by LeonidasWV September 9, 2005

apple-polisher 

A person who apple-polishes (to pamper and flatter in order to get personal advantage)
"My classmate Sarah is a big apple-polisher"
apple-polisher by Wally elsissy September 5, 2006

penis polisher 

Someone who cleans off the cum on a dick
Elijah is a penis polisher
penis polisher by eandh2016 October 25, 2012

Apple polisher 

One who attempts to curry favor with authority for personal gain.

Derived from the old tradition of the families of pupils expressing their appreciation for a teacher's thankless work by providing them with meals, which eventually diminished to the symbolic polished apple.
Who're you callin' 'ingenious', you punk-ass apple polisher? Drop and gimme twenty!
Apple polisher by Bootstraps September 17, 2008