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The Crimson Pollock
The vengeful and surprising act of a woman who after riding her male partner with panties on, covertly pulls out her fully soaked tampon and proceeds to whip the femine product all over the chest of her partner. Thus using his chest and torso as an abstract art canvas; in the style of artist Jackson Pollock.
After being the victim of the dirty Sanchez Sally decided she would exact revenge and would perform The Crimson Pollock on her unsuspecting partner the next time she was on her period.
The Crimson Pollock by Geen-Ter December 10, 2012
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Pollocking
The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.
"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"
"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"
"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"
"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
Pollocking by Alio February 9, 2010
Jackson Pollock
When one takes a fat shit and blasts the bowl in every direction with fecal matter resembling a painting by Jackson Pollock
Jackson Pollock by Nicholas O'Reilly March 1, 2017
poppycocking
attending to or performing useless tasks while avoiding more important ones. this can be done physically, verbally and mentally and also can be intentional or inadvertant.
similar to bullshitting
similar to bullshitting
poppycocking by 7abyrinth November 25, 2007
plastic pollocks
pink flamingos birds are tired of people putting statues decorations of them in the front of their yards, so now they have plastic pollocks in front of their homes!
plastic pollocks by truckintim87 April 8, 2009
prince poppycock
Prince Poppycock is a Popptastical talent aspiring to entertain with wit and whimsy. His operatic voice is as stunning as his appearance as a dandy from the barocque era with costumes and props that are meant to be fun and sassy. Beginning on our radar on AGT and continuing to perform at venues all around the world to standing ovations , this Prince reigns majestically over his kingdom of loyal followers called Poppies !
Prince Poppycock is a Popptastical talent aspiring to entertain with wit and whimsy His operatic voice is as stunning as his appearance as a dandy from the baroque era with costumes and props that are meant to be fun and sassy.Beginning on our radar on AGT and continuing to perform at venues all around the world to standing ovations, this Prince reigns majestically over his kingdom of loyal followers called Poppies !
prince poppycock by Babettelynne June 10, 2012
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