by truckintim87 April 29, 2009
by truckintim87 April 01, 2009
pink flamingos birds are tired of people putting statues decorations of them in the front of their yards, so now they have plastic pollocks in front of their homes!
by truckintim87 April 08, 2009
when you can't get any sex on sunday, so you have to grease up your palm and have your own palm sunday!
by truckintim87 April 08, 2009
by truckintim87 April 11, 2009
anybody who attemps,(and suceeds sometimes) to take "all-u-can eat" food outside of the restaurant, so they can eat it later on.
Manager: "Hey, what do you think your doing?"
Customer: "Uhhh, nothing!"
Manager: "Yea, nothing?" "Now I want you to throw away that food that you hid in the napkins and your purse--you damn buffett bandit you!"
Customer: "Uhhh, nothing!"
Manager: "Yea, nothing?" "Now I want you to throw away that food that you hid in the napkins and your purse--you damn buffett bandit you!"
by truckintim87 April 04, 2009
Joe: "hey Bob, did you hear about Russell?"
Bob: "No, what happened?"
Joe: "He got himself arrested in Bumminham last night!"
Bob: "No, what happened?"
Joe: "He got himself arrested in Bumminham last night!"
by truckintim87 September 01, 2010