fribble

when a really fat woman is sitting on a guys dick and she is rocking back and forth violently.
Jessie: "Hey Ruthie, how bout givin' me a fribble?"

Ruth: "Ok, turn over Jess & I'll give you a fribble that you'll never forget!"
by truckintim87 August 31, 2010
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Tickle fart

when you blow a silent fart & the gas rides up to the top of your butt cheeks, which tickles
Mom: "What's so funny,Junior?"

Junior: " I just ripped a tickle fart!"

Mom: "Ooooo-kay, whatever."
by truckintim87 March 29, 2009
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urban bullshit

when you are looking up a word and now there are bullshit commercials along with it! :(
" I happened to notice that there is urban bullshit comercials on here as well--BULLSHIT!!
by truckintim87 April 10, 2009
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Government peanutbutter

The rough peanutbutter that comes in 15 lb. metal cans supplied by the U.S.D.A.
There are no warnings on the can, which there should be for choking hazard.
1)It is supplied for needy families
2)It is supplied for needy institutions
3)You cannot spread this peanutbutter
4)You cannot lube a tractor with it
"Somebody, please help me...I cannot get my knife back out of this government peanutbutter!"
by truckintim87 March 29, 2009
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Bumminham

It is how the people down around Alabama pronounce "Birmingham".
Joe: "hey Bob, did you hear about Russell?"

Bob: "No, what happened?"

Joe: "He got himself arrested in Bumminham last night!"
by truckintim87 September 01, 2010
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palm sunday

when you can't get any sex on sunday, so you have to grease up your palm and have your own palm sunday!
" Guess I ain't gettin' pussy today. Looks like it's gonna be another palm sunday!" :(
by truckintim87 April 08, 2009
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Buffett bandit

anybody who attemps,(and suceeds sometimes) to take "all-u-can eat" food outside of the restaurant, so they can eat it later on.
Manager: "Hey, what do you think your doing?"

Customer: "Uhhh, nothing!"

Manager: "Yea, nothing?" "Now I want you to throw away that food that you hid in the napkins and your purse--you damn buffett bandit you!"
by truckintim87 April 03, 2009
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