truckintim87's definitions

Tub ass

Somebody who is pretty fat, but their ass outranks their belly.

Fat person: " Hey,can you slide your chair in a little bit so I can get by?"

man sitting in chair: "Walk around the other way, Tub ass!"

by truckintim87 May 12, 2009

plastic pollocks

Yard decorations that pink flamingos have in their front yard..(think about it!)

pink flamingos birds are tired of people putting statues decorations of them in the front of their yards, so now they have plastic pollocks in front of their homes!

by truckintim87 April 8, 2009

fribble

when a really fat woman is sitting on a guys dick and she is rocking back and forth violently.

Jessie: "Hey Ruthie, how bout givin' me a fribble?"

Ruth: "Ok, turn over Jess & I'll give you a fribble that you'll never forget!"

by truckintim87 August 31, 2010

Government peanutbutter

The rough peanutbutter that comes in 15 lb. metal cans supplied by the U.S.D.A.
There are no warnings on the can, which there should be for choking hazard.
1)It is supplied for needy families
2)It is supplied for needy institutions
3)You cannot spread this peanutbutter
4)You cannot lube a tractor with it

"Somebody, please help me...I cannot get my knife back out of this government peanutbutter!"

by truckintim87 March 29, 2009

Bumminham

It is how the people down around Alabama pronounce "Birmingham".

Joe: "hey Bob, did you hear about Russell?"

Bob: "No, what happened?"

Joe: "He got himself arrested in Bumminham last night!"

by truckintim87 September 1, 2010

palm sunday

when you can't get any sex on sunday, so you have to grease up your palm and have your own palm sunday!

" Guess I ain't gettin' pussy today. Looks like it's gonna be another palm sunday!" :(

by truckintim87 April 8, 2009

urban bullshit

when you are looking up a word and now there are bullshit commercials along with it! :(

" I happened to notice that there is urban bullshit comercials on here as well--BULLSHIT!!

by truckintim87 April 10, 2009