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Politard
A politard is someone who is politically polarized to the point that they cannot have an intelligent discussion with anyone that they perceive to be "on the other side" of their political spectrum, the politard will automatically disagree with their perceived "enemies" and often without any actual knowledge of the subject being discussed. Politards differ from trolls in that politards actually believe what they say.
Polititard
A polititard is someone who brings politics up in every situation, including situations where it doesn't even make any sense and/or situations where people don't want to talk about politics. Polititards are super annoying and cringy. Polititards have multiplied exponentially in the age of social media. Polititards are hypocrites as well: it's not okay to bring up politics unless it's politics that the polititard agrees with. In reality, most people just want to live their lives and don't give a shit about politics at all.
The polititard managed to bring up politics when we were talking about fantasy football
I just wanted to have a nice thanksgiving, but my polititard uncle wouldn't shut up about politics
I just wanted to have a nice thanksgiving, but my polititard uncle wouldn't shut up about politics
Polititard by Rene D. November 13, 2021
Politter
Another word to call political campaign signs and flyers that accumulate on lawns and street corners during an election year.
Person 1: Wow man, you don't look too happy. What's the matter?
Person 2: I woke up this morning and there was a bunch of politter on my lawn. I don't need someone telling me how I should vote by putting signs in my frame of vision.
Person 2: I woke up this morning and there was a bunch of politter on my lawn. I don't need someone telling me how I should vote by putting signs in my frame of vision.
Politter by J. Martino March 11, 2009
Polititties
The actions of a group of people or individual that has limited authority but an overinflated sense of power. For example: School Administrations that refuse to work with reasonable requests, Hospital Staff that do not listen to the doctors and nurses, and CEO's of big companies that enjoy making life hell for "underlings." These actions are unintelligent, badly thought out, and counterproductive.
Because of the principal's polititties I couldn't get the Independent Study I needed.
The Boss's polititties didn't allow the workers to re-arrange their schedules to get more work done.
The Boss's polititties didn't allow the workers to re-arrange their schedules to get more work done.
Polititties by Hilary Owen April 21, 2008
politute
The oldest two professions are prostitutes and politicians respectively. You pay them both, you choose them both, and they both look to fuck you. Therefore... they are politutes.
politute by Woody Anderson August 6, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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