politat 

n. A notorius member of the male anatomy that has been crowned with a piece of finger jewlery.

After we said the vows my slong was made into a politat.

politat by BigRy2 June 9, 2005

positate

1. to turn a bad situation into a good one
2. to become positive

you gots ta look inside ya self, positate the negative, when life throws pies at you, you make ya self a tall cool glass of piemonade

Positate without pizzaz and jam!! Whoa!

positate by zEli March 10, 2005

Politard 

A politard is someone who is politically polarized to the point that they cannot have an intelligent discussion with anyone that they perceive to be "on the other side" of their political spectrum, the politard will automatically disagree with their perceived "enemies" and often without any actual knowledge of the subject being discussed. Politards differ from trolls in that politards actually believe what they say.

We were trying to have a discussion at (insert ANY political blog, forum, or website here) but the politards kept spewing bullshit so our discussion ended up going nowhere.

Politard by Brudogg September 18, 2010

Polititard

A polititard is someone who brings politics up in every situation, including situations where it doesn't even make any sense and/or situations where people don't want to talk about politics. Polititards are super annoying and cringy. Polititards have multiplied exponentially in the age of social media. Polititards are hypocrites as well: it's not okay to bring up politics unless it's politics that the polititard agrees with. In reality, most people just want to live their lives and don't give a shit about politics at all.

The polititard managed to bring up politics when we were talking about fantasy football

I just wanted to have a nice thanksgiving, but my polititard uncle wouldn't shut up about politics

Polititard by Rene D. November 13, 2021

Politter

Another word to call political campaign signs and flyers that accumulate on lawns and street corners during an election year.

Person 1: Wow man, you don't look too happy. What's the matter?

Person 2: I woke up this morning and there was a bunch of politter on my lawn. I don't need someone telling me how I should vote by putting signs in my frame of vision.

Politter by J. Martino March 11, 2009

Polititties

The actions of a group of people or individual that has limited authority but an overinflated sense of power. For example: School Administrations that refuse to work with reasonable requests, Hospital Staff that do not listen to the doctors and nurses, and CEO's of big companies that enjoy making life hell for "underlings." These actions are unintelligent, badly thought out, and counterproductive.

Because of the principal's polititties I couldn't get the Independent Study I needed.

The Boss's polititties didn't allow the workers to re-arrange their schedules to get more work done.

Polititties by Hilary Owen April 21, 2008

politute 

1. Someone who is looking to fuck you.

The oldest two professions are prostitutes and politicians respectively. You pay them both, you choose them both, and they both look to fuck you. Therefore... they are politutes.

politute by Woody Anderson August 6, 2011